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BUTTS: A NOVEL BY TINA BELCHER
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The champagne glass thing is very Disney Channel Original Movie Doing Weird Science. Like maybe a Life Size remake where MGK takes Tyra’s role, I don’t know.

It’s honestly really hard to believe that he is in his 30s. This is some frat boy shit if I ever saw it.

Obviously more to this story. Will be interesting to hear what is happening behind the scenes as this plays out. Was it “founder skimming profits in a pyramid scheme”? .... or perhaps “founder getting divorced and wishes to deny his wife half the value of the company”?

Well said, and while she is entitled to her opinion, when she publicly shares it everyone else is entitled to react to it.

Everyone is entitled to their opinion, Kimberly Elise included. The problem is when their opinions become law and they justify it by giving the unborn fetus more rights than the mother carrying it, but will not support assistance after the birth. After the baby is born and Mom applies for public assistance, Food

Now I know.

Funny how everyone gives a damn about babies...until taxes go up to help poor mothers care for theirs, or protecting them may “infringe upon” one’s right to own mini-armories.

It seems plainly obvious TikTok should be booted from the Play Store and Apple store. It’s unacceptable that customer data could be in the hands of a surveillance state, like China.

Weird choice, considering he actually attended culinary school. 

On the flip side... when a beloved local establishment gets on a reality show and goes way down in quality while still cashing in on the tourist business to the point where the locals have stopped going.

Amen to more places needing to offer fried pickles.

Why are meatless nuggets included? They’re not real chicken nuggets. 

Perdue has the best chicken in my opinion.   I don’t understand why more companies don’t do individually wrapped breast or breast tender portions.  It makes it so much easier to defrost and you don’t end up with a bag of frost and chicken breasts after it has been opened.

The best nuggets are always shaped like dinosaurs.  

Right after we get an article titled “Brewers have been making this underground beer for themselves for years” 

You don’t order a sandwich and expect to get a hot dog.

...do people not use the sniff test? Do people really dump their milk the second it hits the arbitrary-ass expiration date??

Yeah, growing up with my grandma we always did that. We couldn’t afford to throw stuff away just because the date had gone out. It had to be off, and not just a little off to taste funny, but off enough to be unusable to justify tossing it.

I’ve always used the sniff test and never gotten sick from using bad milk so in my experience it works perfectly fine.