I just really want to know how committed to it they are- like do you have a driver’s license and have a 401k or are you really about that “God’s law only” life? Fucking psychos.

You literally said we’re pathetic and have sticks up our asses. How is that not an indication that you took the missed reference personally?

This is where I am too. I have student loan debt and forgiveness would benefit me. I don’t need it. I’m doing a lot better than people in my area. My income is significantly higher than the median for my town. I was able to go to college because I had a place to live and was able to commute. I worked two to three jobs…

If 80% of the people who replied to you missed the reference (especially since you didn’t put it in quotes or add /s at the end), it’s not a common enough reference among the commentariat. O’s Poes & Bohs added helpful information for anyone else who was confused by your comment. Taking it personally is a weird move.

It’s more complicated than that.

If it helps (?), it’s perfectly normal for biomedical waste to be burned like that. You can’t very well put it out with the trash. It’s a biohazard.

Nothing says “I value the sanctity of LIFE” quite like strolling up to a medical waste truck and asking for all the fetuses they’ve got.

Okay, who had “fetus unboxing video” on their Bizarre Internet Phrase bingo card this month?

Leaving aside the “someone died for real” angle, it’s not even that good a joke. 

“The ad said all I had to do was pay for the meal with my credit card and add promotional code: LetsGoBrandon and The Facebook would deliver it right to my doorstep! This is why I support Texas Roadhouse. They love America.”

Yes, yes, Leto is a pretentious asshole, but this:

I too was a Hot Mustard guy growing up (nuggets and fries). When they took away Hot Mustard and that was the last time I ordered McNuggets. Really was the best sauce. I rarely go to McD’s any more (< once per year) so have no idea if its NY is one of the regions where it has come back or not but if I definitively knew…

Hot mustard with their fries is agreeable, but the McNuggets for me are absolutely inedible without it 

How can you leave out the amazing Sondheim tribute during the obits?

This comment thread seems designed to make atheists seem like the stupidest people on the planet.

> Toasters take up to much counter space

Just buy a damn toaster.  Jeezus.

So let me get this straight: I’m supposed to spend the 20 minutes it takes to preheat an oven to 350 and then make toast in it, instead of just having a toaster do the same job in 3 minutes, with almost no effort, and likely a small fraction of the fossil fuel energy consumption?

Your oven does a fine job at around 350 degrees Fahrenheit for 10 minutes

Toasters make toast better than all of those other appliances. My toaster oven does a fairly decent job with my Eggos, but nothing beats the consistency and ease of a toaster for turning bread into toast.