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BUTTS: A NOVEL BY TINA BELCHER
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Membership for living in this country requires everyone to pay an amount to keep a certain standard of living. Do you like roads? Living in an area of the country where there are too many dirt roads, I can tell you that is not a solution, and even then they need upkeep.

Sounds good to me.

Not that anyone wants to visualize Baby Hitler at a GOP orgy, but your sexual imagination is woefully limited. Paraplegic people can and do have active sex lives.

Me too - I was going to say... ehhh... this is a stretch.

North Carolina must be so proud in this moment. Also:

Telling everyone he went to orgies with Mitch McConnell and Ted Cruz? 

It’s white people.

This is an impressively dumb post. I applaud you. 

It’s possible, but maybe let’s not just presume like assholes do.

Yep, gave it a watch with the nieces recently. It’s only awkward for the childishly repressed. The people freaked out by it are the guys who can’t stand to be seen buying tampons at CVS.

Well this is some bullshit. RIP. He was always so fun to watch in their videos, in addition to obviously being an accomplished and talented musician.

“Tiffany King, a psychic medium”

The audible groan after she said she’s psychic medium was the chef’s kiss.

“When fans allegedly began to flock around her hotel, looking to take photos with the rapper, she never showed. Fans seemed particularly angered with Doja for not tweeting or posting any photos from her time in Paraguay”

1. Props for the courage to get up there and do that while everyone eats candy loudly and fucks around on their phones. I’d melt into a puddle at the mere thought (introverted as hell)

Tiffany King, a psychic medium

The problem is entitled fans, not the music industry.

“I don’t want to take fuckin’ pictures,” she said.

“Risks alienating audience members who can’t find a way into the story.”

For anyone who can’t “find a way into” an animated movie about a girl who turns into a red panda......