ImTinaBelcher
BUTTS: A NOVEL BY TINA BELCHER
ImTinaBelcher

Membership for living in this country requires everyone to pay an amount to keep a certain standard of living. Do you like roads? Living in an area of the country where there are too many dirt roads, I can tell you that is not a solution, and even then they need upkeep.

Sounds good to me.

Not that anyone wants to visualize Baby Hitler at a GOP orgy, but your sexual imagination is woefully limited. Paraplegic people can and do have active sex lives.

Me too - I was going to say... ehhh... this is a stretch.

North Carolina must be so proud in this moment. Also:

Telling everyone he went to orgies with Mitch McConnell and Ted Cruz? 

It’s white people.

It wasn’t worth his time to collaborate with NGOs or refugee groups, but also “I was doing 10,000 things at the same time, and as an individual, I can only do so much.”

It's paved by self-important ivy league tech bros certain they're making change.

Between this, Theranos, and numerous other similar examples, I think an important lesson is that we need to bury this idea of the paradigm shifting prodigy.

the path to hell is paved with good intentions.

Yep, gave it a watch with the nieces recently. It’s only awkward for the childishly repressed. The people freaked out by it are the guys who can’t stand to be seen buying tampons at CVS.

The audible groan after she said she’s psychic medium was the chef’s kiss.

1. Props for the courage to get up there and do that while everyone eats candy loudly and fucks around on their phones. I’d melt into a puddle at the mere thought (introverted as hell)

Tiffany King, a psychic medium

These types of studies are almost always bad. My favorite evidence of this was yet another study that simply took 50 common ingredients from random recipes in a single cookbook and looked for studies showing a link to cancer. 80% of them had such studies and 72% of them purported to show a link to cancer.

as i already asked in another comment section for an entirely different topic:

“Risks alienating audience members who can’t find a way into the story.”

For anyone who can’t “find a way into” an animated movie about a girl who turns into a red panda......