“Someone” you mean Sethbling? The guy whose content Kotaku frequently features?

All that stupid chatter (“LICK IT NOOOOW” “SPIT ON THAT”) sounds almost staged, like they wanted to be caught doing the naughty. Or maybe that’s just what sheltered 20-somethings who watch bad porn think sex really sounds like.

My dog growing up refused to eat peas. You could literally give her a bit of stew with mixed vegetables in it, she’d lick the bowl clean, then she would drop all the uneaten peas out of her mouth back into the empty bowl.

Thanks for the protip, Floyd Mayweather.

its been done before

I laughed at the first letter that started the third paragraph with “This next part confuses me.” I was like shit I’ve been confused up to this point. Coffee date but worried about being attached. Lady boyfriend? Poly but not open. I’m not judging but the whole letter made me feel old because I didn’t understand half…

Well there is more than blood in there. We also have the schluffed endometrial layer of the Uterus.

SERIOUSLY. I have lived alone for over 20 years and am terrified at the thought of ever having to cohabitate (which at this phase in my life would be more likely to be caused by getting laid off and having to take in a roommate rather than having a significant other move in, but whatevs). I work with other people all…

I suggest you read the article again if you don’t understand why in fact the only professional thing to do in this situation is to recuse yourself from coverage of the title due to fears of perceived bias.

I'm an introvert and loved living alone. People generally seem to think this is weird and I know I'll probably catch a lot of flak for it in the comments, but the constant need to have people around that other people seem to feel is completely opposite to me — I find people exhausting and need a lot of alone time and…

But then it wouldn't be a clickbait title to get people to look at a mod for: HALO!

"Mod turns Military Sim into Halo", would be a more applicable title.

Why can't we go back to the days of hand-drawn box art like this? Yes, it's orange and blue. But holy crap, look at it. It's got a flying skeleton and an old man's head floating above a medieval castle surrounded by lava! With lightning in the background! It's metal as hell, and would sure as shit grab my attention…

Waiting For Godus

And so, Steven, that's your answer: Gas is cheaper in the States, which gives us less incentive to buy cheap, diesel-powered cars. And we drive more frequently – and longer distances – than Europeans, which means we want more gadgets, and more toys, and more size in order to get our money's worth behind the wheel. And…

Make them pay, and if they're douche-bags, call the cops, but then again if I'm not the owner of said restaurant maybe it's just not worth the hassle.

I prefer the classic Sigg water bottle. You can interchange the tops. The metal helps water stay cold longer. No funky plastic taste. Eco-friendly. Damn near indestructible. Also featured in the MOMA. What more could you ask for? http://www.mysigg.com/product/wide-m….

I prefer the classic Sigg water bottle. You can interchange the tops. The metal helps water stay cold longer. No…

They didn't make the AI stupid to kill anything over 1 star, they simply based the AI on NY cops. Duh.