“Guys, we’ll totally be able to get Lebron if we clear out cap space”

Ends up with Amare and Melo by year’s end. FML.

“If we clear out enough space, Lebron James will sign here!”

Amare Stoudemire signs with the Knicks

“If we clear out enough space, KD and Kyrie will sign here!”

Literally no one of consequence signs with the Knicks and you can bet your sweet ass they don’t get the #1 pick. 

This dumb dumb team. This goddamn Fyre Festival of a sports franchise.

I’ve gone through poorly managed layoffs and I’ve gone through well managed layoffs, on both sides of the proverbial table.

I have no doubt most of his base does not travel more than 30 miles from home. I would bet 90% don’t have a passport. 

If that’s his regular smile, he’s got smiling douche face.

“Hogan Gidley” sounds like the name of the stuck-up prep school guy in an 80's teen comedy.

Carson’s tweets read like a parody account of a bourgeoisie scumbag.

Hamberders are expensive.

I thought I remember that simply protesting outside someone’s home was egregious and showed how uncivil today’s partisans are and those enganging in it are dangerous and should be jailed  

Honest to God - my FIRST thought. “Maybe if your lot paid taxes like you should... Like WE do.”

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it

How much for a ZJ?? 

Yes, you, a single person who went to this place occasionally put this place on the map, all by yourself, because your level of influence is just that monumental. Also you’re right, they’re rejecting your child specifically - it is a slap in the face to you! Also, you and your child are the most important people in…

“Pete smokes so much weed that it makes people uncomfortable.”

Black folks are rarely afforded the privilege of self defense.

Or - and I’m just tossing this out there - we prosecute the fuck out of all these criminals because a third of our voters are racists who don’t need an excuse to vote for the biggest piece of shit they can find and will claim any justification available for their vote.

Your dad would be proud at what an insufferable fuck you’ve grown into. Good to know you’re the only person who’s ever suffered loss in the world.

I feel for your pain. And I’m going to try to say this in the nicest way possible, but ... he wasn’t the entire country’s father.