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JFC this is straight out of Welcome to Mooseport

Thiel

Not if he realized how much easier native American ancestry would allow him to open casinos.

I imagine she reads these weak tweets and goes Sheck Wes before responding.

I thought the pic was a screencap from Veep. I wasn’t too far off.

Read this headline as “just the third in 24 hours” which is just... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Great point, Crashman55! There’s no greater disrespect to the men and women who fought for our freedoms than silently protesting the national anthem. The greatest honor we can bestow upon these brave souls is to deport them after they serve!

They’re 26?!?!?!? Fetal Alcohol Syndrome is real, and when it’s combined with heavy meth usage it’s no joke as you can see here, folks

So brave to disable the comments for this dumpster fire of a video.

Go on...

The Mets can’t afford their own Netflix account.

Shapiro looks like a dude that’s fighting a battle internally with his thoughts of trying to get the Hogg.

Super glad I wasn’t the only one who thought of this...

Counterpoint: Fuck the Gray brothers.

Nah, he does the DOUBLE Ron Swanson...

Bringing back the Brady Law would be nice. No more extended magazines for any guns and make it illegal to sell any kits or accessories that will turn a semi-auto into a fully automatic gun.

It’s the veneers that get me. It’s like his mouth is tripping over his unnaturally enhanced teeth to get the words out that is irritating.

From last year after he went after Roy, I don’t know how he keeps landing jobs...

#21 doing his best Kevin Garnett impression by skipping in, pushing somebody to fan the flames and then backpedalling when it gets too real for him...