Joe Ross is the starter out president deserves.

Fort the love of god stop the autoplaying videos. I can no longer waste time at work on your sites because of these useless pieces of content taking up space and blaring out of my speakers any time I scroll down a page. 

The only problem with the Democrats being given a loaded gun by Bob Mueller and tucking it in their waistband is the certainty that they’ll shoot their own dick off when they try to draw it!

I thought it was for 6 lovable misfits who in their lives needed a study group...also a little chang.

Guys like this are why I don’t give a shit about a politicians educational credentials. This guy got a BA at Harvard, an MA + D.Phil at Oxford and a JD at Yale and yet he is still dumb as fuck.

Ok, I know I’m way under-qualified to talk about education compared to you (since you’re an actual professor, IIRC?) but I have a beef.

Is that Ingraham in the header image, or am I confusing her for Tynsley Whytebreade or whomever?

I’m so glad she told that cop she was scared of him. I feel like there’s some kind of unspoken stereotype of black folk not feeling emotions like “fear” or “sadness” or “ennui” or “existential terror”. We only get “animalistic anger” or “child-like jolliness”. And we all know what the cops zero in on and expect to…

You are not casually stupid. You are impressively stupid.

Texas forever, man.

The plan is to model US Healthcare off of Trump University, isn’t it? 

“We were just hurrying like hell,” Don Rief, a farmer who had 60,000 bushels of grain damaged by the storms, told Reuters. “Hopefully USDA will come in and minimize some of the damage.”

This is an April Fool's gag, right? On the off chance it isn't, click on that "Filed to: MICHIGAN STATE SPARTANS" link and the top and have a gander. Or just google Larry Nassar.

Here it is, all the poor Whites who voted for Trump. Guess what? He and the rest of the GOP don’t give a fuck about you. Enjoy it when he guts your healthcare.

“I am just putting it in God’s hands,” Cloinger said. “He is going to let me stay on this Earth to see my grandbaby be raised.”

maybe Our Dumb President is right and the Jets really are too complicated to operate

As a Bills, fan, I’ll respond to this responsibly: Heavy drinking and shattering tables. Grant you, that’s how I respond to everything else, but consistency is a key part of The Process.

If he gets life in prison, it would be merciful.

What top flight free agent was going to sign in New Orleans before this? It’s all happening because their own pending top flight free agent who they drafted first overall made it clear that he wouldn’t stay.

I think she’s complaining about learning about the layoffs for the first time from a reporter, rather than from her manager or supervisor or like, person actually doing the layoffs. She’s not mad at the reporter she’s mad at her bosses for abruptly laying off 250 of their employees.