Yeah good use of time for the local police.

I can’t blame Nelson for wanting to stay on one side. You saw what happened to the last Viking who was fond of the switch.

He has the attitude and hairline to tread the Bundesliga-bench-to-San-Jose-Earthquakes-to-Media-Troll route that was trailblazed a decade ago.

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

“you’re”

Thank god. For a while there I thought I was being racist for thinking all the winners looked alike.

Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”

If he thinks the Sacramento media folks (pussycats, the lot of them) are out to get him, wait till he gets his trade to a real media market.

Take level: quite hot.

Rape is complicated because any “innocent until proven guilty” argument means that, by definition, you have to assume the victim/accuser is lying until proving he/she is not. It’s not a “pathetic hill to die on” if you A) were there and know it to be an illegitimate accusation or B) have no reason to suspect that it…

The issue with Sports Illustrated and LeBron’s hairline is that no one’s buying either.

Yes, Antonio Ramiro Romo. Noted white guy.

Translated by my co-worker (son of Russian immigrants to America, not a joke)

Or.. he could live where he wants to and idiots not do shit like this. We can’t start thinking that having swastikas painted on the wall of your house is your fault for being a black pro football player in a regular neighborhood.

Uh if the PSU alumni and fan base would, for the most part, acknowledged that Joe Paterno was a horrible human being and stop denying he was innocent and what he was a part of should never be excused just because he was good at winning football games, I might be inclined to agree with you.

These are kids; telling a trusted adult is not a “wasted step”, and it also allows her some accommodation from the school, so she doesn’t have to ride the same bus with him or whatnot. Give the girl a break- she did nothing wrong. No one can ever be a victim perfectly enough to meet everyone’s standards.

should’ve been you, Diego Costa

They should probably vet him before he visits. Then put him through some advanced interrogation, just to determine what his intentions are. Then if necessary, place him in some sort of camp until they determine what to do with people of his kind.

10/10 making this somehow about politics. I can’t imagine sitting around the dinner table with you...