Rams are giving up 6.9 yards per plays to the Saints.

I know the NFL rulebook is already convoluted enough, but should they add some way for the officials to make tentative calls in situations where the official is unsure of whether to blow the whistle? So, on something like the Hopkins play, the official raises his hand instead of blowing the whistle when he thinks…

Hi. White male here. Also raised in the burbs. Been pulled over many times and have been extended every courtesy. Most of the time the cops have called me sir and let me off with a warning. Also most times I had weed in my car. I don’t think I’ve ever actually seen a cop with his hand on his weapon before.

Did you just all lives matter me

Well, might as well leave this here:

As a Mets fan, I prefer to think of this as the 10th anniversary of Endy Chavez’s catch. Also, fuck Aaron Heilman.

That pitch was brilliant and anybody who says Beltran choked is an idiot. 12-6 curve on the outside is a tall order for a hitter.

This might not be a big deal, but your take is objectively wrong.

Deadspin Editor: Hey Billy, did you go to that concert on Thursday?

That audience though.

I’m sorry! I’m so ashamed! It’s not even a REAL truck!

“this brute of a car has a four in downpipe” @ 6:10

The narrator... almost made the video unwatchable.

It’s a poop joke, guy.

Speaking as a psychologist, I can assure you that Binge Eating Disorder amongst men is a very, very real and common concern. Your reductionism of this disorder is only perpetuating the very stigma that Joey Julius is trying to combat.

Hi, you sound like a huge prick right now. I don’t think anyone said that this is exactly the same thing as anorexia, bulimia (or whatever you think a woman’s eating disorder is) or that this man faces the same expectations and pressures a woman does.

“Disorder’s for me. Dat one, too.”

It will only be, like, 10,000 words long

No worries: Billy will get to that game...in an article posted this coming Thursday.

Don’t forget: he traveled, and it wasn’t a bicycle kick.