“Cleveland Weed” sounds like the worst designer drug ever: “still makes you fat and depressed, but with none of the euphoria!”

I’m so sick and tired of you liberals endangering my children with allowing sexual deviants and predators into their bathrooms.

“They won’t take the risk to exhibit their free speech in a way that places their circumstance in jeopardy, so let them get out of uniform and do their protesting on somebody else’s nickel,” he said.

Oh shut the fuck up. “I just really hate American soccer culture” is quite possibly the most insufferable thing I’ve ever read.

I’m a tried and true Mets fan, watching here in the NY market on SNY. I can honestly say that it just wouldn’t feel right for the Mets to win this game. And they probably won’t. Lots of respect to the guys in the Mets booth during the ceremony, as well.

My step-dad is Cuban and he could care less about the Marlins but today they were playing the interview about how he saved his mom when they were coming over here and he just started bawling. My step-dad left Cuba on a canoe to follow his mom who was already here. After 23 years of being in this country he’s a citizen…

Official That Guy™ Comment.

Do they slow down when they turn on the flashers ?

I guess it’s a smart move to slip this in on a Friday afternoon, but man, why not just chop your balls off and mail them to the guy?

Counterpoint: Fuck Chase Utley.

The only thing less effective than hashtag activism is kinja comment lecturing.

Kapernick is against cops shooting black people.
What’s the nuance that allows you to disagree with Kaepernick, but also be against cops shooting black people?

Please don’t get all white moderate clergymen in Birmingham on me and claim “I didn’t like the tactics.” Kaepernick’s was a peaceful protest which impeded no…

I don’t think this is particularly controversial but I believe Bumgarner is kind of an asshole.

BLM: “Some police are assholes.”

Sometimes, victims of rape will try to rationalize the assault or pretend that nothing happened because it’s easier than dealing with the trauma. People deal with trauma in different ways, and unless you’ve been there it’s really tough to understand.

How do you feel when they deduct taxes from your payroll?

You’ll be happy (I hope) to hear that many of us professors are trying in earnest to limit student expenditures on books. Instead of requiring students to buy a $100 anthology for my class, I assigned mass market alternatives that will cost my students at maximum $60, but as little as $20 if they buy used off of…

Off topic, but is ‘on accident’ accepted usage now? When I was young I started hearing it locally, and it’s one of those things that I hear all over the place now...but it’s ‘by accident’ as far as I know; saying ‘on accident’ makes you sound like a stupid PA Dutch person.

No snark, Hannah Storm handles these unfortunate and unenviable reports with aplomb, striking just the right balance of professionalism and humanism.

This is awful news. John Saunders was great at his job.