Those idiots in left field trying to glove that ball. SMDH.

The fact that Hunter Pence wasn't retired by the end of this home run trot was the most surprising part. Didn't even know this guy was still in the league!

I don't know why, but every metal song came to mind while watching this video on mute.

Bruh.

If anything is to be taken from this story, is the reiteration of the fact that I hate Drake.

I predicted exactly what was going to happen when they put Rodgers on the screen.

Just the new Snapchat feature.

Worse. ProFootballTalk.

Well, shit.

Grumpy Cat’s star started to fade in recent years, especially after the lukewarm response to Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever, which co-starred comedian Aubrey Plaza.

Alternative facts.

In honor of Tim Marchman, other than Tim Marchman, what is the hottest take you’ve ever seen taken?

I played left center field for the first time in years with a local softball league, came in and blew my groin all over the place running in on a pop fly on the first pitch. God I’m old now.

+1 Ron Mexico.

Ouch, that stings.

Nice.

Actually, I think he's waiting until 69:69 becomes a real time, and then he'll do it.

The deal was consummated at 11:30 p.m. PDT, per Pelissero, and Wilson tweeted about it soon afterward as he lay in bed with Ciara

F.

What a softy. BE A MAN.