Can somebody tell me why a company would ever need $9b in bailout money?

The drinking amount: impressive. The ability to do that with only Chinese-based alcohol: legendary.

Boston fans are legit the worst people in the world. And I'm from Philly!

That kid's gonna take down some snipers in his age.

A and Z, and everything in-between

Good thing, probably with the amount of alcohol in their systems, they were human pretzels already.

I don't think he'll get 30 million after all this, maybe like 1 year 15 million. They have 22mil in available cap space.

He’ll be perfect on the Cowboys.

That out pitch was nothing short of fratricide. Absolutely filthy.

+1 Quite.

As a Phillies (and Philadelphia) sports fan, I feel the amount of vapid hatred spewed towards Gabe Kapler this year is incredulous. Sure, he has made some weird defensive replacements and questionable pitching changes, but a lot of his moves have also won games. Angelo Cataldi, Hollis Thomas and majority of the team…

So do I get a compensatory pick in my league if I drafted him literally 2 minutes before this news broke?

And runs faster than Brian McCann, too.

Also running away like a little bitch.

As a Philly fan, I hope that first Wentz gets his ass blasted for all those cheap shots after that dude was down.

He could try using that accuracy and consistency in most of the first innings he's pitched this year.

Nay, short season single A ball.

Kawhi Leonard will not take any meetings with teams today, as he’ll ramp up the process over next couple days, league sources tell Yahoo Sports

Kawhi Leonard will not take any meetings with teams today, as he’ll ramp up the process over next couple days, league sources tell Yahoo Sports

Yeah, but fan interference is a jerk thing to do!