- ...Aaaand. OH! He tosses Bruce! He just tossed Bruce out of the comments! Let’s look at that again, because I didn’t see what could have caused such a quick trigger byHungry...

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

I’m pretty sure it was the bee’s seat and that guy just snuck down behind the plate hoping the bee was a no-show. 

And thus Joe Giglio accidentally reveals his Kinja username

A bear in the closet. And during pride month?!?!

FWIW, I was (completely, sincerely inadvertently) listening to this as I watched. It was pretty amazing.

Dude.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Everyone welcome Tony Romo to Deadspin!

He works for Barstool now?

But what does Marchman think?

Get well Drew.

strong comment/thumbnail synergy

This. IS. F’N. HYSTERICAL.

SEATTLE. Let’s get it.

It was a schlong time coming.

The terms and conditions incentivized him for a goal line infraction.

+1 “Influencer Cabana Upgrade”

I do love bat flips done with purpose. 

I am decidedly pro-bat flip, but this one didn’t do it for me. Too many rotations. Jose Bautista remains the king.