I’m just ok that you’re ok, Dan.

COTY

Has anybody checked on Dan McQuade?

I just thought that's what ahi tuna was.

Well, maybe you can find an old yearbook or something. I know my parents kept all of that shit. But it might give you closure.

Oof.

But in the current age of communication, you can look up these people now and reconnect! Think of all the things you’d have to to talk about.

Tiger Woods has to be implicated in this as well, right?

That horse has murdered, after all.

Much like Archduke Franz Ferdinand, it often takes an otherwise minor event to set up something that will forever change history.

One of the few times an egregious ego crosses into enjoyable territory.

I at least extracted some joy in taking a $25 flyer out on Edelman to win the MVP at +5000.

Anthony Davis's dad looks younger than Anthony Davis.

Just declare all intentional from-behind reach-ins 0n breakaways as Flagrant I fouls and be done with it. I’m fine with throw-in/rebound fouls because you do not really have an advantage if you are stopped.

Assuming they don’t want caddies to be able to line up to the putter stroke path to give the player putting an advantage of being able to ensure their putter face is squared with the ball while on the back swing.

A fancy man dropped an f-bomb on TV, seconds after giving a shoutout to his wife and daughter. No wonder they call him the greatest ever to do it.

Just when I finished typing “gaw...” first thing into my address bar every morning.

How long do you give it until they get annulled?

Welcome to Eagles fans up until last year.