They’re just a bunch of fuckers.

Im fine with everything that transpired in this short-lived conflict. Not often you'll get a professional quarterback groveling to you for something.

There was nothing super about that cut.

Well shit. +1

Man, Tom Brady is going to kiss his kids on the mouth SO hard tonight.

Won by a nose.

Yoy just need to flip the b upside down.

Something smells fishy about this.

Nobody gives a fuck what your name is, Woody.

Then he is in fact an endangerment to his children, having to have them put up with that.

It’s a crime if this guy isn’t flipped for some picks before EOD tomorrow. He deserves better.

I could see this being made into a feature length film starring either Chris Tucker, Chris Rock, or Will Smith.

+1 Enrique.

They should have gotten the King Cake Baby out there for good measure. 

I thought Deadspin already covered this a while back.

Ill just put this out there, being a runner myself, but trail runners are immensely more awesome people to hang out with than marathoners. They don’t give zero fucks (usually) about PRs and reverse splits and whatnot, they just want to get outside, have fun, and hopefully survive.

Fuck yeah. #GoBirds

But is he a retriever?

At least this means that Mike Trout will get traded from that God awful team.

TIL Tyrod Taylor has been in the league for 8 years.