Looking at CM Punk nowadays, he’d be better off for Bumfights.

The only thing I ever learned from one of those “You will never guess what..” clickbaits, but the kid that used to be Little Hercules now works as a stuntman on the set of Waterworld: A Live Sea World Spectacular.

Shocked this wasn’t a Foodspin article.

That's a soft man's opinion.

Poor man's gose.

Metzger was just trying to get an appeal from the other ump, Mike Jarbage.

What is it going to take to get Mike Trout from the Angels to the Phillies so that he doesn’t spend his next 2 years wasting away? The wound is still fresh from Machado, so I crave some form of retribution on another team.

Man, watching that again gives me goosebumps. And it’s crazy it has been 10 years already since the Phillies won a World Series.

6 feet? Try 20.

PZZA stocks are up 12% today.

Amanda Kessel Says Her Brother Phil Doesn’t Actually Love Hot Dogs That Much

Guaranteed he picked Belgium to win.

LeBron to Philly must happen, if only for my hot 2014 FB take that he’d be a Sixer someday.

This month has been hell for Ozuna's WAR.

I just really want to move Santana for something by the trade deadline so that we can move Hoskins back to first.

Trout to the Phillies for Herrera, Santana and Nola? #HotTake

That’s definitely leading with the helmet.

That’s what you call a high motor - roughly 1 HP.

Good thing I stopped giving a fuck about the Triple Crown roughly 3 years ago.

Shamalayan twist there at the end. WOW.