The greatest story of all time, or the greatestest story of all time?

You are making the assumption that the sweatshirt wasn’t already covered in beer.

He’s a svelte 7'2".

Jim Gardner is a Goddamn treasure and should be placed on the National Registry of Historic Landmarks.

The Goose is Loose.

Username checks out.

How CTE is not a glaring issue in MMA + Boxing is beyond me.

It’s the United States’ money now.

+1 Star-bellied Sneetch

This video unfortunately backs every stereotype regarding bulls.

He better pay for that.

That shit is disgusting.

Well, I wouldn’t go THAT far.

Lehigh Valley resident here, cool to see this team playing so well, and the best part is postseason tickets are mad cheap!

How would that work if he had to pitch the next inning? Would he have to run out to the bullpen, and then if he comes up to bat run back?

Can your H2 even make it to the next gas station on a gallon and a half? I know mine can’t!

That video’s the most productive PennDOT has ever been.

He was just going for the loose balls.

The coolest water experience I’ve had was at Fullsteam Brewery in Durham, where they offered self-dispense water mimicing the different water profiles of famous brewing locations (e.g. Burton upon Trent).

It hit him in the worst possible spot... his hands!!