I would prefer that list to be called “Here Are Some NBA Players Who Are Ass”

Last year you labeled Robert Covington as Butt. Is there a way to become unbutted after initiation into the Butt Society of Players?

I think you actually meant this guy.

My friend has one, and it is simply amazing. Might take the dive!

My friend has one, and it is simply amazing. Might take the dive!

Baseketball season is fully underway!

Went on an Electric Boogaloo tear last night after a work night bender. Was not disappointed.

Glad to see he finally took a stand against something.

How juiced were you to write that lede? I’m assuming pretty juiced.

I don’t know how anybody could ever sing that song while playing that riff. Intense.

Such an underrated band

My friend’s brewery (www.bonnbrewing.com) takes pride in weird names.

“The BoyScouts had 9-year-old me thinking every third step I’d be on a collision course with these bad boys. I’ve never seen it. How common is poison ivy? Is this a scam big BIG RASH CREAM to get me to buy their products?”

I think there’s a “Your Mom” joke somewhere in that headline.

You’ve been kayfabe’d, BITCH.

Except when he shaved his face off for Friends.

That’s not what Andy Reid meant when he said he “wanted a t-bone.”

Thanks, I actually was in the market for a drill!

Thanks, I actually was in the market for a drill!

Although the Lehigh Valley already has a huge-ass facility, we’d love for them to swing by!

So they’re basically freshwater jellyfish? (minus the stinging)