Sweet. I ran into your grandfather when I was a kid at this place called Stahley's. It was probably my first real brush with anybody famous, and I got pretty geeked up.

What's your fav place to eat/drink in the Lehigh Valley? Mine is personally Mama Nina, but if I need to tear one back I often head to Strange Brew or LST.

If you could drink one particular drink for the rest of your life (alcoholic or non-alcoholic, but cmon, let's be real here) without life-threatening consequences, what would it be? Just beer is not an answer, I crave specifics.

Don't forget HOT [Word] TAKE and BIG [Word].

Oh I'm not debating that. I recently went to a grilled cheese and beer tasting event at a local stop. They were all loaded with various versions of meats and crazy cheese, but damn if that shit wasn't tasty.

Is that even technically a grilled cheese sandwich anymore?

But a wrench ain't one?

13. Never attempt to request for a cocktail with an ingredient list longer than 3 at a bar in a college town that isn't a "special" drink. It's just going to be murderous. I've made the mistake a few times, and I feel horrible about it.

I saw a 40 of Camo Black while I was doing my shitty mexican beer shopping at a local pizza shop on Monday. It intrigued me with its masculine delivery, so I might have to go back and drop the money on it, just to remind myself that I'm 30 years old and shouldn't be drinking 40s anymore.

Damn, it looked like he hit a late bloop on the first one, and he sent it oppo-bopper. That's some power.

You can get that shaved down.

Also, I find a lot of great beers I've never heard of or tried through my "friends" on there. The only downside is that I've switched to almost exclusively drinking beer (if that's a negative), and I've gained about 10 pounds in the past year, haha.

Yeah, you can totally lock it off of other social media, it is not dependent on any of them. It is merely an option if you want it. For example, I only post to my foursquare when I check into places, because it saves me a step. It really helps me remember what I like and don't like, and refer friends to good beers.

Will, are you on untappd? I'd like to follow the shit out of you.

Cmon, let's bring on the Penn State haters.

On on.

I never had an official twitter account make me laugh so hard. Perfect comment.

I didn't think it was possible, but this made me laugh more than the original joke.

God, I hate you.