Leno's "retiring" in like 2 weeks.

Content for next week?

Well it looks like he'll now be wreck[est]ing ba[i]ll, now. AMIRITE??

That is a damn sexy car.

For going 6 days and still not self-destructing, they should already give him Comeback Player of the Year.

What, what?

I feel oddly hungry now.

I usually drink my water 12 ounces at a time.

I traveled out from PA 2 years ago to tour some breweries off the pacific coast (lost coast, deschutes, rogue, 21st amendment, etc.) But other than that I could probably just be limited to a 150 mile radius, haha.

I want to get this just to pin which breweries I've been to.

Is that you, Jordan Schlansky?

... but how can he eat Chicken Parmesan if he doesn't like cheese on anything but pizza? :O

Maybe Rice-A-Roni Offense.

Can you really have a West Coast Offense in the AFL? Wouldn't it be more of a San Francisco Bay Offense?

Man, he's STILL pissed about that 2007 loss.

I got news for you, it's not just behind the scenes.

See also: Final quote.

He should be elected based upon his pinball game alone. That sucked many a quarters out of my parents' pocket in my youth.

I pray work Big Brother isn't watching today.

It's very helpful that the majority of fast food chains supply their nutrition facts so you can do this. I hate going to restaurants and ordering food because I never know what's going on in them.