I'd post that RoboCop scene, but I'll spare everybody.

I'm intrigued about the availability of this box.

A little tiny plastic part in my X1 battery connector dock thingy broke, and now it's a 1700 dollar paperweight :( I am afraid to send it in to find out the damage.

You don't mess with the Zoltan.

Mmmmm, Jimmy Johns.

Trust me... I'm a doctor.

That's where i was going with that.

Your move, Google.

They don't make giant Rubber Duckies like they used to.

BTW, you should see if that FS article can get bumped for last minute lushes like myself.

Oh wow, I didn't even know this article existed. Thanks Iron Mike!

Cheap sparkling wine suggestions? I got some J. Roget Spumante as my sweet (6.50) and Mionetto Prosecco as my Brut (12), but looking to pick up one more bottle.

What about Horse Collars? I writhe whenever I see somebody get folded up backwards like a cheap futon.

Damn cats.

You chose wisely.

I didn't know Dickey was a Philadelphia guy. My best friend lives in East Falls!

Are you Sean Parker, and/or Brian Williams?

I still wonder how many active commenters on the Gawker sites are celebrities.

Wimbledon.

And awesome source (of course)