Iguodalanodon
Iguodalanodon
Iguodalanodon

I think SmartWatches are far worse and more discreet. I was at a large event (ahem, hash) where there was a fair amount of light nudity, and I saw a guy using his watch to try and take photos quickly and without anybody noticing.

Unrelated, but can Gawker please start paying me to make the redesigns for their websites? This is rough. The other sites are pretty much unnavigable right now.

Sounds like a first rounder next year.

Eli tried to break the interception record this year, but then it was intercepted.

+1 source reference, -1 lack of MLA styling

"I've recently entered no junk food mode since I'm cosplaying as a topless character in a few weeks."

Could be worse looking, if you ask me.

You animal.

Heat waves generated by the extreme velocity created by the long snapper, of course.

If you're Rob Ryan going to McDonald's, you can get whatever you God damn please.

Damn, Petchesky has a larynx tattoo? What a bad-ass.

That's a bush league rule, bro.

I want to see how RHNB fares against thermite.

Because Russia.

How did nobody nominate them for the DSHoF?

Let's get some classy fish tacos up in this joint!

I want to know what the heck this plane is?!

I was really hoping for C-Unit or Nelly Fortranado to make an appearance.