When virtually every player on the team (or possibly literally every, I didn’t keep a checklist) says “David Ross is the most important player on this team. He keeps us grounded and steady,” I tend to believe it. Especially when the franchise has been hamstrung by epic collapses over the last, uh, century plus.

They went from worst team to a (probable) perennial juggernaut in 5 years, winning the pennant in extra innings in game 7 after a 108 year drought. What do you expect? If you keep hearing this into the new year, I would agree with you. It’s been two fucking days, let us be happy.

Oh, eat a dick.

Gotta say, if the teens are all gonna start standing perfectly still and making zero noise, I may soon reverse my “all teens are bad teens” position. Maybe.

They’ll only see it as further “proof” that the system is rigged, since they’re already convinced that there’s rampant voter fraud in support of Democrats, therefore the system is only punishing fraud that favors Republicans.

The irony here is so delicious this post could almost be considered Foodspin.

Ok calm down there chief real scary world

zombieland, bitch

I’ll get you out of the greys. You need to be publicly shamed.

It is super telling about every single one of your privileges that you brush off his dangerous racism, misogyny, ableism, Islamophobia, xenophobia, love for murderous tyrants, and ignorance with a mere “...worse for some people, but calm your little heads”. Seriously? Get stuffed.

That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket

and that’s why Joe Maddon has been coaching since 1975, won a World Series with the Angels in 2002, won the American League pennant in 2008 with Tampa Bay, won the 2016 National League pennant with Chicago, and was named Manager of the Year in 2008, 2011 and 2015 and you’re......commenting on Deadspin.

You call it “faith” to have the Cubs’ all-time leader in career postseason HRs face one of the best left handed pitchers in baseball with two on, two out, down three, in the World Series.

It didn’t hurt that the strike zone for Kluber was as big as Hawkins from Predator’s girlfriend’s...ahem, nether regions.

Tonight’s game (for the Indians) was 90s era strike zone. Even fucking Maddux and Glavine were thinking those strike zones were ridiculous.

Almost as good as this: The radio timing perfectly for a pursuit flyby.

The world doesn’t only exist under your gaze, SalMandini. This is not “suddenly” an issue.

This douche looks like the bastard son of Spiderman and ICP

While I’m a bit turned off by the blatant racism, I applaud their excessive use of glory holes.

And Leo DiCaprio won an Oscar. We’re fucked.