It’s inspiring to see someone re-commit themselves after losing a contest they were clearly favored to win.

That’s one of the funniest things I’ve read all year. 2016 is not a complete waste!

I love you in so many different ways.

Served as a mirror to expose his own inadequacies and failures?

I’ve been trying to get #WhiteSoxWorldSeriesWinAwareness trending for a while now. Nobody cares.

Stay assy, Cleveland

He’s too young for tenure. But one day...

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Also, it seems Maddux sees a bit of “The Professor” in Hendricks, as well.

I hear that’s what Hendricks calls Rizzo!

Ooops, I didn’t realize sports nicknames were copyrighted or trademarked. Also, I’ll need a citation in the rule book on sport nicknames.

Think I forgot about you?

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Even more shocking are all the folks who were lifelong White Sox fans until Sat night!

Except that Hendricks went to Dartmouth and graduated with a degree in economics. His big brain is well known around these parts.

More accurately, no one gave a shit.

How’s the weather in St. Louis?

What happened to the Game 1 replay that was supposed to air tonight?