“Where?”

Enhance. Stop.

this is an incredible own

Sure it can, just look in your girlfriend’s nightstand.

On 7/14/2015, the date of the article linked to, the DJIA stood at 18,000. Today it’s at 18,100. Hmm, maybe Hamilton was onto something when he suggested that maybe people just might want to preserve their money in an interest bearing account.

Ho-hum, the Deep South voting against their own self interest. What’s new?

Fear not, the good people of Arlington will resoundingly vote this down because if I’ve learned anything in the past eight years it’s that conservatives are always fiscally responsible and have no patience for excessive government spending or debt.

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

Every team and their fans suck

Our next call is from mance in Bolingbrook!

Joke is still on him — he is a White Sox fan.

Exactly. As long as the polls remain the same, I think Obama should threaten to pull the Garland nomination if they don’t hold a confirmation vote in the next 2 weeks. Then Hillary should nominate a Ginsberg clone who is in their 40's. Obama gave them a fair compromise pick and they ignored it. There needs to be…

I wholeheartedly reject this idea. The GOP has done nothing to warrant being treated by anything less than children. They’ve fucked this country up since 2001 and have brought it damn near to a standstill since 2009. They get nothing. They don’t get points for losing their campaigns and standing by this clown for so…

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She’s got way better tackling chops than Kluwe!

Take your star, you jerk.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

I love the French language. I have sampled every language, French is my favorite. Fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d’enculer ta mère. It’s like wiping your arse with silk. I love it.

And the Spanish broadcasters aren’t even from Spain!