He should’ve brat his A game.

I always relish these pun threads.

Looks like a wiener to me. Fabulous performance, possibly worthy if an Oscar.

That’s just the wurst running I’ve ever seen.

Proving that no one has more experience handling foul balls than an old Athletic supporter.

Hat guy has been trying to catch a foul ball for years but safari can’t manage to get one.

It’s certainly operating in the red.

It’s like when you’re 12 and your mom told you to clean your room before she got home from work. You obviously spend all day not doing it and then spring to frantic action shoving all your crap in your closet the second you hear your garage door open.

Saw this on the news this morning, they caught the driver and he has been charged with battery of some sort. The motorcycle rider has a broken leg, and the passenger just has some bumps and bruises. In an interview with the rider, the rider said they were out on a ride with friends and saw the driver driving very…

Honestly, I expected his car to get hung up on the motorcycle. Now that would have been awkward.

all this season and for all seasons to come for all of eternity.

I think that we all deserve an apology for that comment.

Knock, knock, knocking down heaven’s door.

I am an asshole.

“If you’re not a liberal when you’re 20, you have no heart. If you’re not a conservative when you’re 40, you have no head.”

I stopped reading after that.

You should contact the embassy of the Nigerious Expanse. It’s in the 419 System, I think. I hear there’s a prince there who can help you out.