You were understating the “kicked really hard” part. He might be dead. Sad. There’s not much dignity in being murdered by what appears to be a French restaurant maitre d’ in Casual Friday attire.

After that flimsy ass punch was caught on video, it’s probably for the best.

That’s the Nats problem, not the opposing teams problem. This whole idea that it’s chicken shit baseball is ludicrous. Last time I checked managers and players get paid to win ball games, not worry about opposing teams players and fans feelings.

Then please do fuck off. It will be greatly appreciated.

Don’t click on it, the drop is in the title. When you figure out the pattern here, you can develop a strategy to save these precious minutes.

Can’t wait to read 86 more of these.

Just play the game—no one needs all that drachma.

I gotta side with the coach here. It’s the middle of the playoffs, this was not the time for Green to — once again — go on a rant about the Greek debt crisis.

The owner of that used car lot has had to issue a statement that he’s not affiliated in any way with this tow truck asshole. People are harassing them on social media now.

NERD!

All I know is that I need a bacon cheeseburger palate cleanser.

Every time a vegan posts a YouTube video, a Trump supporter registers to vote.

I’m wondering if I’m the only guy in my generation that would have tried to help him up, rather than pose for a selfie. :/

“Shut the fuck up, Abbott.”

Really? And say what? there’s a dude by the name of JoeDaddy505 committing abuse. I don’t know where he lives but go find him?

Real life isn’t like tv where we can just zoom and enhance our way to solving mysterious

Do Not Masturbate While Seated

Evergreen

fuck a sixpack, that guy has a 48pack on his stomach.

[Brings up Cubs 1908 World Series.]