Let’s be fair. The Warriors have lost 9 regular season games this year, too.

I can’t wait for them to lose a double-header.

I definitely wouldn’t mind 90 or so servings.

This is the most delicious dead-horse soup I have ever tasted.

Outside of competing clergymen vying to be the next Pope, no one cheers more for the demise of Cardinals than the Deadspin community. Amen for that.

I’m honestly just impressed you managed to avoid saying “kill you’reself”

Even without seeing the video, I knew Fielder will be involved.

it was in Cincinnati, so he’s just thankful it wasn’t “chili”

If those are video game numbers, he’s way better at baseball video games than me too.

#CubsDongsMatter

Not one word about all the dingers the Cubs socked tonight?

It could have been that he was on painkillers or self-medicating because he couldn’t have the hip replacements he needed. That shit hurts.

Dodgers twitter immediately chimes in...

She probably breathes through her nose really well also.

Why are we surprised that cyclepaths are killing people? That’s what they do. Haven’t you watched any of those Hannibal shows?

Fuck the Olympics.

Two Brazilian cyclists died? That’s horrible. How many is a Brazilian anyway?

If you think this is disturbing, you should see the outtakes.

Still don’t know what started this. Still don’t ever want this to end.

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.