This is the best comment. Thank you so much for posting it.

The solution to disproportionate responses by the government to persons of color is not to call for disproportionate responses by the government to white people. It’s to stop disproportionate responses against persons of color.

This is to clever by half, if you lived in a western country you were protected by these weapons. That said we did have some crazy plans but at least we were on the side of democracy and freedom.

And now a reading from the second tweet of the apostologist Steve to the Philipians...

I’d correct you for typing “jumping shit,” but then I remembered, he just left St. Louis.

It was a fucking joke. Thanks for doing your part to reaffirm the insufferability of Cards fans.

My wife and I had been separated for, oh Jesus, I’m not sure how long. I had stayed back East while she took a job with some hotshot Japanese company in L.A. We decide we’re gonna give things one last chance before the divorce so I fly out there. Her company’s Christmas party is in progress when I arrive, so I head…

Yep, we were both super drunk. And I wouldn’t say it was “bound to happen” but we had been dancing around this flirtation for probably a couple months so it wasn’t surprising. And it actually wasn’t awkward afterwards. We both kind of laughed it off and sort of dated for about a month after.

Signing Heyward may be the move of the year, if only because it’s driving Cardinals fans fucking insane.

“Is that against company policy?”

Long story short: I got kicked out of the bar my company had reserved for it’s holiday party for having sex with a co-worker in the bathroom. I am not a smart person.

Added wrinkle: the book was basically advocating the militarism and fascism that the movie mocks. So Verhoeven’s satire wasn’t just trolling Hollywood and the viewer, he was trolling Heinlein’s source material as well.

I would like to know more.

I clicked play and at first I seriously thought it was the ad before the video.

Holy shit! That made me laugh. And, laugh so hard. The ridiculous action on the bikes. The over-the-top product placement. The dialogue. I may have to watch this just for the terribleness.

Watch me whip, watch me meme

This lovely man came in every day, I burned his bread, and he left a $5.00 tip on a $4.00 meal. One time, he heard me (quietly, I swear) talking to another waitress about how I couldn’t afford to have my other cat spayed yet, and when he left, I found $100.00 under the cup for my cat.

It’s horrible when people (like Kevin) blames a fan trying to catch a foul ball (Steve Bartman) when the game was lost AFTERWARDS by Dusty Baker, who sort of stared into space while his starter and team unraveled. Fans reach for foul balls. And managers are suppose to manage. Especially in the biggest game in…

Hah.

You might to see this vid that explain on why Jackie Chan is so great.