This will be cute in July when they’re 9 games under .500.

These articles are a delicious topping poured all over the top of endless Cubs wins.

Probably engaged to the dude

Funniest thing I’ve seen in a month! Thanks!

We both kind of laughed it off and sort of dated for about a month after.

You did read the second and third sentences in my comment, right? Because it’s not entirely evident.

It makes me want to say things like “I GUESS THE CUBS CAN’T WIN WITHOUT BEING THE CARDINALS”

*Raises hand, feeds the troll

Needs more teabagging.

SURE, BUT HE’S NOT TYPING LIKE THIS.

When has the internet has no chill... about anything.

I should add, I’m not against farting or uptight about it in any way, except for that scenario. Hell, I’ll enjoy whiffing my vapors until I collapse on my fainting couch.

Farting in an elevator? Really? If you can’t clench your buttcheeks together for the 90 seconds (at most!) it takes to ride, then skip the elevator ride and head directly to a proctologist.

Oh, I meant the Muslim version, not the Christian version. I can’t tell them apart.

So in other words, Hobby Lobby supports the implementation of strict Sharia Law. Got it.

You got my star for Janeway and my response for the requested citation.

http://www.litigationandtrial.com/2011/08/articl…

Jmlobo83 just owned your ass, fuckface. Call it a day.

I want to make sweet, gentle love to this comment on a Caribbean beach as dolphins frolic in the surf and ask it to marry me under the moonlight.

When was the last time you were in a Red Lobster?