I’m not easily scared by things, but it was still unsettling.

Considering that today’s schools are no longer for education but indoctrination on how one is expected to function in the American Police State, I’d say this kid’s parents got every penny’s worth out of the tax dollars.

We lost in the 2003 NLCS to the Marlins.

“Easy, you just don’t lead them as much!”

oh yeah, had a growth spurt from 5-foot-11 to his current height.

I wanna spoon the shit out of you.

First little kid I liked since however long ago that 2KY shit was.

“Ah reckon’ Texas needs ta elect a smart gov’ner a’gin.”

Fuck Tom W. His favorite Cub is probably Milton Bradley.

I’m a Cubs fan,

Pinkham’s Law (Deadspin Edition)

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That’s even worse, if that’s true. There’s nothing to forgive. Fuck him and his urine-soaked hands.

Agreed. I love seeing the “Win it for Bartman” signs and support that sentiment wholeheartedly. I want that WS win for him more than me and my fellow Cubs fans.

It’s already been decomposing for the last four years. Did you think that stink in St. Louis was from all the tear gas?

Fuck breeders. You are not special just because you raw-dogged it after too much tequila. And no one gives a shit about your awful demon-spawn.

That’s some funny shit.

In my experience, Christians are the least knowledgeable people when it comes to the Bible.

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