It's been said a lot but still must be repeated:

That kid can go fuck himself. It's his parents pool, not his. I'm guessing he didn't kick in for that shit, which means they can do whatever they want in it. I hope they sacrifice a goat in the fucker.
This is why I don't have kids. Buy your own pool, you little asshole.

That's so amazing. What an honor.

In previous crash tests, it got fucking airborne. It was literally punted.

a baseball survives a hit from a bat, but that doesn't mean I'd want to be the baseball.

Just yesterday, I posted about Palestinian defense technology, so it's not like I've been ignoring it. I won't make any excuses for admiring the theory behind Iron Dome, and deploring the use of human shields (which Israel has used too, though not to the same extent), however.

"I was reading the comments on The Verge"

No reason to be nervous, it doesn't have a rotary.

We reached out to Thorgalsen, who said, "Accidents happen. We filmed an accident. And we didn't legally have to pull over."

Nice plan. Now where did I put my plan for a threesome with Scarlett Johansson and Kate Upton? Because both are about as likely.

Spain's like "Whaaaa?! Just because we regressed 40 year at the World Cup, we have to regress 500 years in history?! Fucking Iker Casillas!"

Rather than the story at hand, what I am truly concerned about is how this story is presented in the article. Any details that didn't fit with the sensationalist story are conveniently ignored. Terrifying journalism. I appreciate that this article was always going to have a slanted take but this is truly…

I don't get this strike at all. Strikes are typically used to pressure management into signing a contract more favorable for the union. This strike is just intimidating potential customers.

- He's also put 60,000 miles on his Ford GT40 Mark IV, the exact same car that Bruce McLaren raced at Le Mans

ALSO. DIVERS: What is one of the first things they teach you in open water classes? DON'T TOUCH THE FUCKING WILDLIFE. This means YOU. You are not exempt. Keep your mitts off the coral and your fingers off the fish!

I don't know whether it's lame to love her or not (and I don't care, tbh), but one of the best things Nigella Lawson has done for me is her "instant" pancake mix.

Go fuck yourself. Really. You've won life asshole.

If ANYTHING was run by race engineers, the world would be a better place.