Oct 14 2015

So, Ragnarok. In mythology, Thor dies here... in comics, he breaks the cycle, but goes almost immediately into the Odinsleep/Hibernation deal, leading his fellow Avengers to think he’s dead. That could happen at the end of Thor III... Thor defeats [bad guys], dethrones Loki, takes over as ruler of Asgard and takes a Read more

Oct 14 2015

what the literal fuck is the “current gaming climate?”

Oct 14 2015

Sarah Jessica Parker?

Oct 14 2015

“I’ve already angered comic book nerds, sports parents, and Republicans. Maybe I’ll go piss in Kotaku’s cereal.” Read more

Mar 26 2015

This is Jalopnik. The rest of Gawker Media doesn't give a crap about us.

Feb 9 2015

You're probably reading this on your computer or smartphone right now. Those things are pretty small compared to your house. Now think about your house or apartment. Pretty small compared to the city or town you live in, right? Now keep scaling up that train of thought, from city to county, county to state, state to Read more

Jan 21 2015

God help me, I'm getting excited about a Microsoft press conference. Read more

Jan 9 2015

Why have I never heard about this before!? It is absolutely epic, especially the Harrier!

Jan 8 2015

Having just recently asked out my best friend and having her very kindly turn me down, my reaction to this article is thus: WELL, SHIT.

Jan 1 2015

"Renfield, you fool! I said I wanted a lair convenient to bars!"

Nov 25 2014

You know Iran is in many ways one of the earliest examples of "blowback" in the region. Read more

Nov 25 2014

This was presented to the American Physical Society's Division of Fluid Dynamics. All these people do all day is study the way various fluids interact with the world. Dogs make much more mess drinking the same fluid than cats. Why? Finding that out is the way science works. Read more

Oct 19 2014

That's true. Also, many of them can't take a joke, either. :)

Oct 19 2014

Because some people are just special. The rules and common courtesy do not apply to these people and they can do anything they damn well please. These are the same people that refuse to turn off their cell phones before takeoff, talk during a movie, and drive BMWs.

Sep 29 2014

So this is why calculus is so damned hard to understand. It's a 300 year old dick measuring contest.

Aug 19 2014

"Even though it might sound harsh and impolitic, here is the bottom line: if you don't want to get shot, tased, pepper-sprayed, struck with a baton or thrown to the ground, just do what I tell you. Don't argue with me, don't call me names, don't tell me that I can't stop you, don't say I'm a racist pig, don't threaten Read more

Aug 7 2014

Baghdad International Airport, January 2006. Iraq is shitty enough as it is, but getting out is pure hell. It was the end of my cav squadron's deployment and my platoon got bumped from our flight because everyone in our troop packed too much shit. The weight from the cargo pallets in the rear of the C-130 would Read more