what the literal fuck is the “current gaming climate?”

“I’ve already angered comic book nerds, sports parents, and Republicans. Maybe I’ll go piss in Kotaku’s cereal.”

This is Jalopnik. The rest of Gawker Media doesn't give a crap about us.

Soccer?

OH, FOR...

Why have I never heard about this before!? It is absolutely epic, especially the Harrier!

That's true. Also, many of them can't take a joke, either. :)

Because some people are just special. The rules and common courtesy do not apply to these people and they can do anything they damn well please. These are the same people that refuse to turn off their cell phones before takeoff, talk during a movie, and drive BMWs.

You would get me on a talkative day.... And yes, this does eventually involve Memphis.

Baghdad International Airport, January 2006. Iraq is shitty enough as it is, but getting out is pure hell. It was the end of my cav squadron's deployment and my platoon got bumped from our flight because everyone in our troop packed too much shit. The weight from the cargo pallets in the rear of the C-130 would…

That kid can go fuck himself. It's his parents pool, not his. I'm guessing he didn't kick in for that shit, which means they can do whatever they want in it. I hope they sacrifice a goat in the fucker.
This is why I don't have kids. Buy your own pool, you little asshole.

In previous crash tests, it got fucking airborne. It was literally punted.

a baseball survives a hit from a bat, but that doesn't mean I'd want to be the baseball.

Just yesterday, I posted about Palestinian defense technology, so it's not like I've been ignoring it. I won't make any excuses for admiring the theory behind Iron Dome, and deploring the use of human shields (which Israel has used too, though not to the same extent), however.

No reason to be nervous, it doesn't have a rotary.

We reached out to Thorgalsen, who said, "Accidents happen. We filmed an accident. And we didn't legally have to pull over."

Rather than the story at hand, what I am truly concerned about is how this story is presented in the article. Any details that didn't fit with the sensationalist story are conveniently ignored. Terrifying journalism. I appreciate that this article was always going to have a slanted take but this is truly…

I don't know whether it's lame to love her or not (and I don't care, tbh), but one of the best things Nigella Lawson has done for me is her "instant" pancake mix.

Go fuck yourself. Really. You've won life asshole.