They should just shut the fuck up and join the ride sharing movement. The reddit post summed it up perfectly how bad cabs are compared to ridesharing companies.

So, what you're saying is it will somehow be better than it was in the late 80's and early 90's when all the Group C cars were stupid fast, made a gazillion horsepower, and ran over 250mph?

You shouldn't joke, this hailstorm made the entire country surrender.

"Some weapons are of indian origin."

Dear America,

Learn the Easy Vegetarian Substitutes

What you posit could be "brainwashing" is what many people would call "education."

The 'lumps are fine, albeit a little hyper from all the Timbits and (slightly different northern versions of) kolaches.

Oh man, LeMons was as much about food as it was cars for us!

you seem rad, wanna go skateboarding?

Needs more Cosmo the Talking Space Dog.

But really, though, cm'on August you slow asshole. Let's go!

Yippee! My #1 on I-40 won me #2..................or something like that.

Just like a woman. Dazzled by trinkets.

Two balls in the glove gets one hand in the bush.

Just like a man. Promise her something / deliver something else.

So wait, he now has half of what he had going in? I think my ex-wife invented that trick.

TV

'National', huh. How selfish of you.

I believe the correct term when referring to AB is national treasure

A B? Alton Brown...Albert Burnenko...coincidence?