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This is the dumbest, and ignorest take I’ve seen on anything.

Because all football players are from the ghetto and are incapable of doing anything else worth merit, right?

The CTE is why I won’t watch. My girlfriend has been trying to get me into it. My son is showing an interest now too. Nope. I can’t get behind this

Not to mention that the CTE that they are all getting will kill plenty of them (and a few of their loved ones) before they are old enough for social security. There’s that.

This is a correct take.

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A coin is also way easier to keep on your desk or mantle as a symbol of your triumph over your enemy. I know I’d be tempted to do that, and Taylor Swift is a hell of a lot better at holding grudges than I am.

i didn’t see Interstellar, so i’ll just assume this was the plot of it

crazy to think that someday we will all crawl into that huge pink mouth and huddle behind the shattered and tilted peaks of his teeth along the rolling wet hills of his McDonald’s-impacted gum line as he leaps, naked, out into space on a trajectory set for Earth 2, a quivering savior hurtling spread eagle through the

As someone who was a ‘whale’ in Marvel Heroes, I enjoyed the game but I could see how they were losing money. The worst part was that they had a good game that had the potential to be great with just a few tweaks and a focus more on content rather than pumping out a new hero and skins every month (around that). It

I mean, you’re still gonna die. Happy Tuesday!

Somewhere in alabama roy moore both messed his pants AND declared this video some sort of commie, illegal immigrant witchcraft.

It’s used to implosions.

“Moore can be a raper, a pedo, a porn star, a fascist bible thumper or an imbecile, but guddamit at least he’s not a Demoncrap.”

Nah, you can though. As I said, my mother did exactly that when I was in first grade and being relentlessly bullied by a kid, and god bless her for it; that fucker never laid a hand on me again. The kid’s mom was a lawyer too, my mother gave zero fucks—her children’s safety was paramount. Today, I am a lawyer, and if

This is heartbreaking.

Yeah, the fact that an actor most people still remember as “that other guy on ‘That 70's Show’” still has a job with a show Netflix could’ve cancelled overnight to no reaction, whereas they fired the star of their flagship show..... Yeah, no shady cult at work here...

On the one hand, I keep having to tell DC fans that I don’t want their movies to fail, that I actually want a good Batman, a good Superman movie.