Tell men that a single room at a single event is off limits to them for a couple of hours and it’s a war crime to be tried at the Hague. Implement and nourish a work culture openly hostile for over a decade and “ThaT’S JuSt VieDEo GamES BRo”

Yes, the way she seemed to be rushing from house to house, not giving anyone time to answer before moving on made me think this was someone being pursued by a serial killer. She’s fine, he’s dead, sounds so much better that what I thought we’d hear next.

“This story is stranger, and sadder, than it initially appears.”

It’s worth noting that Netflix’s DVD selection is often quite a bit wider than that afforded by its streaming deals.

“This article contains plot information for Infinity War”

movie budgets are a little too tight for recurring villains to keep popping up

Named characters.

So, it’s really just fluff that means absolutely nothing? 

Why do so many people find the need to be annoying about this lol.

Makes it pretty hard to have sympathy for the guy choosing to kill himself like that, when the method he chose had to include innocents. Especially when one of those innocents was a 12 year old girl, goddamn.

I’m pretty sure Moist Von Lipwig said that about their son because this story involves both a young man (Heitmann) and a pre-teen girl (the 12yo in the car he hit) dying. Parents tend to think about their children when they read things like that, because it reminds them that something could happen to end their…

I would like a lunch ox.

Think about that poor mother and her 12 year old daughter. Imagine being her husband and the father of that child. You look forward every day to spending time with them when you get home from work and out of the blue you get a call that some loser destroyed them and took them away from you forever. You don’t even get…

If this is a serious comment, I truly hope you can pull out of the spiral. Remember that the most successful people in our society have failed spectacularly and have only come to be successful by pushing through. Good luck kind stranger. 

Aaaaand this is what happens when our society rewards moronic jagoffs for their asinine behavior by giving them more money than they know what to do with.

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Isn’t this literally playing on one of the TV channels in ‘Idiocracy’?

His appeal comes from his eyes. When he is flatulating he looks into the camera and straight into your soul. You truly feel that he is not releasing gas from his ass because his body compels him to but because he wants you to know what it means to be human.

You know - If I had to imagine the face of the guy who got fired for posting his farts... Yeah. Pretty much that guy.

You know what’s great is this playing over the stupid fucking autoplay ad. I hope the shitty hotel company likes their shitty stock jingle mashed up with a bunch of ripping sharts.