IamIronyMan
I am Irony Man
IamIronyMan
Sep 7 2018
23

Settle down, Francis. It was very probably inspired by the Barcelona site, but the room she was in was round, not as elaborate, and the ceiling didn’t have that many colors. I really doubt any significance beyond telling a 3D animator to “find a stained glass ceiling that’s not tied to a religion”.

Sep 7 2018
82

I don’t get the need for a phone to be exciting. Quality construction, perfomance, value for money, useful features, enjoyable UI - absolutely. But the exciting bit eludes me. 

Sep 7 2018
602

Tell men that a single room at a single event is off limits to them for a couple of hours and it’s a war crime to be tried at the Hague. Implement and nourish a work culture openly hostile for over a decade and “ThaT’S JuSt VieDEo GamES BRo”


Sep 7 2018
14

“A little” is quite the, uh, generous way to put that.

Sep 7 2018
17

Is this really another ‘Our Hero Loses His Powers’ story line?  That’s getting a little stale at this point.  They kinda did it in the first season already.

Sep 7 2018
14

I love that song. Isn’t it weird how, as huge as Sting was, there’s basically no current artist who seem even remotely influenced by him?

Sep 7 2018
36

I started at 3:00 am before remembering I have a fucking job (stares at you with envy). My only takeaway is that they’re leaning hard into the Asian influence (the incidental music especially) which may rankle some given it’s about a blonde white guy. But I did like that all the Asians in NYC spoke perfect Read more

Sep 5 2018
209

This is right wing 101. Right wing people do not care until the problem effects right wing people. Well, feel free to go fuck yourselves, because ISP’s can do what ever they want now. This is the world you created, right wingers. Wallow in it.

Sep 4 2018
7

I’m glad there are no flying cars. People can’t even handle regular cars that drive on the ground. Now a flexible phone is future tech I want, and maybe a space station like in 2001 A Space Odyssey.

Sep 4 2018
6

“If the unfolded experience is the same as the tablet, why would [consumers] buy it?”

?!?!?! Read more

Aug 31 2018
7

Deleting the buzzfeed app was the single greatest thing I did for myself in 2018.

Aug 31 2018
17

Which arbitrary thing are you? Take our quiz and be an arbitrary thing!

Aug 30 2018
6

Disney security rolls up in vehicles with large speakers mounted on the roof and blasts “Let it go” as psychological warfare to disperse the pasty mob.

Aug 30 2018
17

I visualize lots of pale, feeble young men 18-32 marching on Disney World in protest, hoisting placards with indecipherable memes on them.