This is a correct take.

Hey Guys,

See also: Dr. Oz, fantastic heart surgeon and noted purveyor of bullshit in literally every other field.

I want a wireless charging standard where the winter static electricity is enough to juice it up 5%.

If you find me rubbing my crotch against my phone suggestively, I’m just into clean energy.

It stands for “Malignant Dickhead”

My D&D experience summed up in one meme....

Roll 5,323D6 for the damage inflicted by the thermonuclear fireball...

If you use disconnect you’ll see facebook and google try to track you on nearly every page you go. I don’t have a google or facebook account either yet they still intrude on me. We need some real privacy regulations to be put into effect.

Anyone who bought one with non-removable batteries must have been living under a rock. With all the news about batteries catching fire this ban was just a matter of time.

Thank you for putting the idea into my head that someone with more money than sense would be an angel investor for fidget spinner keys.

Guinness already responded, but you’re frame of reference is incorrect. If the astronaut was magnetically attached to the ship, his frame of reference is with the ship and he feels all the forces the ship feels. The moment the tool was released, the astronaut was no longer applying force to it, and it will continue…

To quote the show, space is too damn big.

All said about a show praised for its commitment to scientifically accurate space travel. You’re trolling. Got it.

Everything I’ve seen from the dude you’re responding to screams “hot-take troll.”

I guess my mind fills in the gaps from the books but I can’t see your perspective. This is the hardest science-fiction space adventure ever put on television. When it’s paying attention to orbit mechanics and the like, it’s almost spot on.

You beat me to it. Take your star.

Mr. Liszewski, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may…

Somewhere in alabama roy moore both messed his pants AND declared this video some sort of commie, illegal immigrant witchcraft.