IPlaytheFox
IPlaytheFox
IPlaytheFox

Eh I dunno, my ex husband was a really shitty human narcissist who was also a Pisces, I’m a generally identified as textbook Sagittarius (listen ya’ll I was raised in this ish, I got so many birth charts as a kid for birthday..), and the dumb whore 12 years younger than me who gleefully fucked a married dude she knew

I will always be a Jean-ka-teer.

Some people just have to learn things the hard way.

I want to read your thesis!

I know it’s not as common in Western riding, but I really wish they were wearing helmets. The kid in particular. Both for safety and to set an example, given the obscene reach of KK’s influence.

Contrapoints has a fucking phenomenal video essay about cancelling. 

Probably an unpopular question, but one I have nonetheless:

I am baffled by people wearing couture sitting on a public bathroom floor. I wouldn’t sit on a public bathroom floor in my 5 year old, worn out Old Navy jeans. These folks are hotboxing a public restroom with cigarettes and sitting on the damn floor is clothing that cost thousands of dollars. What the actual fuck.

I tried one to cut down on packaging but found it super drying, which ones do you recommend?

I got one for the first time in December at Xmas and still have it! Its basically still the same size! Its like some kind of shampoo voodoo magic. Still buying regular conditioner though. 

Lush shampoo puck or bust.  I need naught more expensive.

Dear sweet Lord. Why.

I had friends in college who loved Fazoli’s for some unknown reason.

Thanks I read every bit of this. A little late but your ted talk needs more stars.

God, my favorite thing of late is to just not pretend to know what Harvard is. People will say “college in Boston” and then I go “oh, I heard BC is nice” and then they say “no, Harvard” and then I follow up with “oh, the community college?” or “oh, we had a JSA from there, very nice but they clearly couldn’t quite

Haaa. My ex is also an anime VO creep. 

I’m so sorry this happened to you, and I hope he leaves you the fuck alone forever. On a bit of a (related) tangent, I gotta say that within the last few years’ worth of the Jez scary stories contest, the predominant emotion I feel while reading all the stories has become less “fun-spooky shivers” and more “white-hot

this is my winner. gave me the f’n chills and i’m pretty hard to scare. what a nightmare. i’m so glad you’re okay. 

Holy hell, Batman.