WHAT IF...she and Gendry fuck off *together* either platonicly or not to just like ENJOY life once Gendry realizes he’s purty, but he’s way too dumb (but ironically smarter than his daddy) to be a lord, and he’d rather travel the world smithin’ while Arya gets shit DONE in whatever fashion she should desire.

It’s gonna be SO awkward when he realizes Tormund didn’t send him an invite to his wildin’ out Wilding wedding to Brienne before they start their life of dope ass adventures, mostly because Ghost was like totally a ring bearer and they thought it would be awkward to have Jon there coz JON DIDN’T GIVE GHOST A GOODBYE…

Bran in the citadel is the DREAM “Listen up you crusty old fucks, I got some shit to say and you KNOW it’s the truth coz I’m an omnicient vessel of history. WHO WANTS TO START WRITING?”

Its the only way to really make the Winter Olympics pop hype like the summer olympics. I’m about it.

Literally the first time she got dumped. And Show Dany has felt free (as she should) to dismiss would-be lovers like Ser Friendzone Jorah, but the minute her nephew don’t wanna bone down is her snap point? I mean, isolated on a continent where NOBODY is calling her mother and no1cur about her destiny and claim except…

The first mistake made about the TV series was to think even in ANY terms about the characters, especially the women, as archetypes of female power and aspiration. I may get my full and complete life from Murder Monster Arya as a character but if I thought of her as a representation of an actual idenfiable person I’d…

Well TBF they were both foolishly operating in Mereen, a city neither of them knew ANYTHING about on a cultural or functional level, and once they got to Westeros they had to start doing battle planning that wasn’t “Short siege, small infiltration force, the slaves do the rest” or “defensive siege with a really really…

YOU LEAVE MY TV DAD OUT OF THIS. Daavos is a world class smuggler and hype man, he can’t do it all and he never claimed to be anything but a baller smuggler who thus far lived to a great old age (for a smuggler)

I’m weirdly inclined to agree with you on this. When Tyrion popped daddy Tywin on the can, the world lost the only competent political leader it had. And those motherfuckers were all about targeted violence for minimized ultimate harm. “How is it more noble to kill thousands in battle than a few at dinner” indeed,…

*deadpan Ser Jorah voice* There is no High Valyrian word for Magna Carta.

Tyrion’s at his best as a character when he has someone of equal wit to banter with. Varys and Little finger are hella dead, Daenerys doesn’t banter, he’s not on the small council to spar with Joffrey/Cersei/Tywin or joke with his brother. Do you expect witty repartee from perpetually slack jawed Northern humor…

Everyone who named their daughter Daenerys or Khalisee mad right now because they DIDN’T FUCKING PAY ATTENTION.

The house of Black and White/The Faceless Men literally came into being to deliver the ‘gift of death’ to their oppressive, tyrannical, dragon havin’ Valyrian slaving overlords. Arya would very likely know this (it was super explicitly told to her in the book) and literally the most human thing she could do with her…

Buried alive under a tiny mountain of her own turrible decisions.  Seems appropriate.

I live in jeans so if there is one in classic bikini it hard to spot, but I’d imagine the standard styles will VPL, BUT they do make a no-show hipster as well as a thong so you got soft options! Also if you do get a pair that has gone awry (elastic is jacked after 1 wash etc) they’ll exchange it right quick! I only…

The VS in the fancy part of town carried an Italian lingerie line alongside theirs for a while which was CUTE AS HELL and I bought because it was cute and it fit! But my husband got me a Me Undies subscription (because underwear shopping enrages me) and I WILL NEVER GO BACK. They come in the mail. They’re soft as…

I’m bridesmaiding for an earth angel of a bride who explicitly asked everyone to get a dress that fits with the undergarments they feel most comfortable with which is a damn relief because if it’s going to be a strapless/spaghetti strap event I have to do a full fucking long-line 50's style down to the waist thing. I…

I ended up going with them because I have a weird ribcage/boobmeat combo that puts me in a 30E zone, which is not a size you find around and about a lot, it usually means at local stores they’ll sell me a bigger band size and then custom alter the band down to a 30 for like even more cash than the already pricey tit…

Maybe she still holding out for that Lannister-Stark union after all? I firmly believe Podrick would be the right choice. I was surprised his slick nonchalant pickin up two ladies with a smile and like not breaking a sweat did not get him a spot on the boner list! Its Podrick! He gonna treat you right! Plus I don’t…

If you’re living in Westeros through all that grimy shit, AND you already got knifed once for having good intentions and you still haven’t wised up...ya stupid (Sorry Jon, ya stupid).  Ned and Robbs big problem was “too honorable for their own good, and too honorable to think tactically” except Robbs honor…