Their first mistake was not putting Drag Queen Manila Luzon on the guest list - Drag Race Camp QUEEN. Wear that spaghetti dress fantasy show them how it’s DONE.  Aquaria was the wrong queen to call for this but damn Aquaria could you not have made some calls and borrowed a campy garment?!

There’s got to be more than watery ladies passing out swords or...I guess hatching three dragons eggs on your dead hyperviolent raping slaving husband’s death pyre to make you a queen!

Listen, if I were a lady in Westeros I would lock that redheaded weirdo down so fast his head would spin. He loves Brienne THE WAY SHE IS no ifs, ands or buts. He took one look and was like “DAMN THATS A WOMAN HOLY SHIT!” He sensually ate chicken at her in attempt to seduce her (and let us not forget his sex talk to…

Stark men are notoriously stupid.  I had to tell a coworker who  is just starting season 1 to be patient with Catelyn because she’s in a family where every grown dude is a fucking moron in some way or another, and SOMEONE has to try to keep it together. LIKEABLE morons to be sure, but Bran only escaped coz he went to…

YESSS! Thank you everyone forgets about him. And a citadel record is a citadel record. But for all we know Danerys is just gonna rip up some records like Cersei ripped up Roberts will.  Which...is a pretty sure sign SHES THE BADDIE

She clearly wants Dany NOWHERE NEAR HER let alone on her side. What is this overseas distant chick who has never successfully held and ruled a city for a significant amount of time LET ALONE A KINGDOM doing rolling up like “Hey my crazy fire obsessed dad was king MY TURN!”  Sansa knows what’s up, and Tyrion would…

My favorite thing about the Neck in the book/DVD extras is the Neck always survives. They’re the Game of Thrones version of like Iga ninjas. Hiding in the swamp doing it smarter, and right about now they need Meera’s papa Howland to pop out and be like “Whats good I can back up your story about who your mom and dad…

Same way Tyrion and Jamie be bequeathin - just words and like GRM liked saying so much in the books “Words are wind”

Also if you come back from the dead...are...you still a fertile dude?

Her vision is “North - safe, secure, well fed, execute the rapists, and having some fucking peace for like HALF A SECOND CAN YOU GIVE ME A MINUTE FOR FUCKS SAKE” And if I were a Northern Westeros resident that’s the fucking slogan I’d be backing. “Break the Wheel?” Uh Naw dawg you wanna keep the wheel going but you…

Still think she shoulda done him like Ygritte did John. ‘OH YOU GOIN’ SOMEWHERE? Here take these arrows with you punkass bitch!”

Varys out there giving me like, real Democratic primary vibes with this whole “gotta have a dick tho, make them Bernie bros, I mean lords of Westeros happy” (Varys isn’t wrong about Dany being a shit choice for queen)

We can all agree- Gilly the Real M.V.P. for finding that shit in the first place. RIP to Shireen for being a one girl literacy campaign in Westeros

So...what you’re saying is Dany’s a white lady. It was easy to sympathize with her when her brother literally sold her into bride slavery, but pretty much everything after that was like “Soooo...you’re just your brother with longer hair and a slightly more contained temper, huh?”

In my mind, Ghost will be very happy sitting on a bear rug by the fire while the beautiful strawberry blonde strapping knightly free folk children of Brienne and Tormund schnoogle his face, pet his belly, and scratch behind his ears. Brienne, at long last, having made a correct decision. Tormund may be uncouth, but…

“Oh hey baby just bringing this bowl of lemon wedges with me because I really love a lemon wedge in my water... OH NO DID I SQUIRT THAT ON YOU” How does this scenario play out in reality?

So...I mean does the fictional professor in this scenario just blink rapidly, put down the powerpoint clicker, and slowly walk out of the lecture hall toward their car and then drive in a fuge state until they come to several states over? Because I mean, pretty sure that’s what I’d do.

I think QE2 got to ride the collective goodwill of her actually rolling up her sleeves and driving for the War Cause during a war with an actual domestic threat to the UK.  I doubt the UK’s general public feels the same warm fuzzies toward Harry’s military service.

*snap a fan open, briskly fan self* We have ALWAYS been allowed place in the birthing chamber, this impertinent American non-heiress dares to deny us our Royal Custom? Soon they’ll be doing away with the groom of the stool and where will we be THEN? (Seriously England join us in this 21st century, get rid of your…

“Women are not porcelain dolls; “We’ve suppressed the feminine in ourselves in the name of feminism;” and “There’s an inner geisha that’s a beautiful aspect of being feminine.”

Oh look the female equivalent of the “HOW DARE YOU CRITICIZE MASCULINITY” guy who gets mad about Gillette commercials. NEXT.

How much cash…