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Yep!  But for literalists, it literally means what it says even though it’s entirely possible it was a CODED LETTER!

I know that expression, she’s thinking miss Fancy High Bred Marchioness Chumley looks like every weak chinned character actress in a historical drama playing a stammering lady in waiting eternally on the brink of tears.  How are these people real and why do regular British people allow this horseshit? Christ at least

The secret is, the more Jews they get to Israel, and the longer Israel stays...Israel in the Old Testament Promised land style, the faster the end times arrive and they can all get raptured out of their clothes and munch divine popcorn on their heavenly clouds while the apocalypse goes down on earth. Essentially they

Also...is this woman a friggin peer of England and wearing what appears to be a butterfly clip? I know the “truly posh” can get away with a lot but yeah, damn girl. 

It is!  It is also the most ENGLISH thing I have ever heard. Fuuuuuck.

I mean worst case scenario...its this version

I’m always just here for the marinated herring.

Is the “Rehab Addict” still in operation?  Can we get a crossover...I’m worried for this house....

The central frieze of the ship on water is def-o a special hand done set from the period, I’m not sure which Pottery companies were local to Waco or if the person who installed those tiles with the rest of the surround brought them with him from a favorite place, but they’re usually hand painted and expeeeensive. The

Yeah, that’s no weirdly 70's fireplace. That’s going to be a late 1800's-early 1900's Arts and Crafts movement ceramic studio piece (or at least the central tile frieze of a ship at sale is, not sure about the rest of the surround). A la Rookwood or other American studios making ceramic tiles, ceramic housewares, and

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I did my due dilligence and checked the comments...looks like I get to be the one that posts the appropriate Crazy Ex Girlfriend video!  There’s the Parks and Rec Galentine’s Day (a celebration of female friends!) and then the version outlined in the story above which is succinctly parodied by Rachel Bloom and Co!

These comment sections are a very good indicator about what we can expect from Millennials when they start reaching their 50's and get the weird urge to start using dogwhistle language or playing double ignorant about “music today!” The stupid echoing of every older generation to the younger since grumpy old dudes in

I mean, the Taken version sure! We watched it at home with him, and even though we’re both in our 30's and thoroughly un-kidnapped, dad paused the movie at a ton of points to say “OK what did this young lady do that wasn’t safe?” We know not to share a cab with a stranger or let anyone sketchy see our final

I carry an extendable baton, coz my dad came back from the Balkan conflict with the horrified realization that he had two girls...and very bad things can happen to girls. Next thing I knew we were in Krav Maga two times a week, and extendable baton classes with a bunch of mustachio’d policemen taking extra courses. I

Mine was spiked by a bartender! Who apparently had no idea how much of a benzo to spike with (that asshole was going to need more than that to drop me, I’m on the hard shit because my panic attacks are that bad) Not my first time at the spiked drink rodeo unfortunately so I know *exactly* what it feels/tastes like

Difference is Black Panther’s costumes breathed new life into a tired genre, and the Favorite’s is...loooovely period costumes (some likely pulled/rented from extensive costume houses packed with many other lovely period costumes). It’s gotta go to Ruth. She succeeded at making the costumes for a super hero movie an

If you’ve got shit to say about thinking I’m somehow defending these lily white hillbillies, READ IT AGAIN. I’m not here to excuse their behavior, I’m here to say “What you’re reading ISN’T the whole story, the actual documented events are weirder than what’s being generally reported” If you want to play moral

After about 5 minutes I knew it was gonna be buck wild. The Black Israelites are consistent if nothing else, but I’m surprised that the kids chapperones/parents didn’t let better sense prevail and say “Hey let’s wait for the bus/do headcounts out of earshot of this”

I am an *actual* hillbilly from Eastern Kentucky (as in I received financial assistance on the grounds that my zip code at college application time was peak Appalachian) and I know other hillbillies when I see them, and those kids are *hillbillies* in private school uniforms. Yeah, there’s horse money and ownin’ coal

Thank you for the correction, I do tend to get the Catholic orders mixed up