She just can’t quite figure it out aside from “Uh, campy and tight?” Girl, nobody waits for Katy Perry at the Met Gala. We’re just scrolling through to see what Rhianna showed up in!

Bless her Sloaney Pony heart and her super white lady hair (I know her pain, I have that hair texture). That dress was a full on 80's disaster.

Pippa is a perfectly lovely lady, but that was an eyebrow raising amount of fuss over an average white lady butt (England are you that starved for fine butts? Are you not satisfied with the USA’s primary cultural export). I was more floored when Michelle Obama dropped that rose gold chainmaille on the world at that…

Pnina is a bold choice...for a very particular kind of bride or Super Sweet 16 participant. But its a LOT and also not enough at the same time. I’ve never seen one in the wild though, but this is the Midwest so...

She’s a gorgeous glowing lady who made a very good choice and haters gonna haaaate!

The entire choir stopping and coughing when she flounced down the aisle in a lace corset with barely any covering on the lace boobie cups like she was going full on Jersey Princess. Charles would have been grateful, coz hey when mom’s dead from shock and shame, the throne’s allllll his.

She’s doing it with style and grace so props to her for saying “I love you enough to sign on to have every piece of clothing I wear deeply scrutinized by multiple media outlets for years to come, sure let’s get married”

There would have been bitchy whispers about families who buy their own furniture. I mean she already had to smile and grit her teeth to some horrible British whothefuckisthis royal person wearing blackamoor jewlery like “oopsie look at my mistake!” If she didn’t come out swinging with a tasteful couture understated…

I think she just looks so gorgeous and its her WEDDING day and that dress is SUPER well made, it’s just not to the template of “wedding dress” so now the entire world is your bitchy great aunt kvetching in the corner about your lack of lace, and instead of saying “She looks lovely and radiant and I wish them many…

That and the tiara are SO perfect for showcasing how lovely she is, and daaaaamn that veil! That’s a silk embroidered fantasy that will deserve its eventual spot in the V&A

I was just there for how gorgeous her mother looked in that amazing spring time green, and how lovely she and her dude looked. It was cute AF and I am HERE FOR IT.

I have a feeling that there was NO WAY she could have gotten a chill time on her dress, even Kate didn’t win on her dress until now there’s a comparison piece and everyone wants to say “Kate wins, hers looks like a princess.” Basically her entire wedding gown deal is a drawn out and painful episode of Say Yes to the…

Hey if the dress is that good, wear it every day! I’d fight Vogue on that neck as defined as a “bateau” coz there’s full on collar bone show-age, and normally bateau/boat necklines cover the collar bone (Audrey Hepburn famously preferred them, because she was embarrassed of her collar bone which makes me deeply sad).…

Oh ho! That explains the texture of the silk in the photos, I thought maybe it was lighting or something weird, it looked a little *too* textured for duchesse, but stiff enough for the shape so I though “Well shit maybe they do make some crazy woven pattern duchesse heavy level silk now because they got the cash, what…

If you go for something sleek in a heavy fabric for structure AND elect to fit it according to the fabric and the design and NOT like its a scuba suit, everyone’s like “It doesn’t fit.” Coz you know, noted coturier Katy Perry def-o knows what’s up and not the extremely experienced designers, cutters, seamstresses and…

Who wore it best: Spring Green Edition
Meghan’s Mom. Sorry QE2.

She’s apparently a fan of the portrait neck from back in her TV days, and I mean, why not use your sleek modern wedding dress as a basically lovely white frame for your amazing face.

Thank you for being a Raja on this one <3

HARD disagree.

I am SURE someone has written an exhaustive hyper detailed breakdown of her gown down to which trees the silkworms that made the silk ate, but a quick look at the gown shows a likely un-stretchy duchesse type silk satin (no stretch), a portrait neckline, and with a sleeve length that is AFAIK dictated by…

Well, first it’s not your fault about the anxiety or panic attacks. Just take care of yourself and your mental health and she’ll see it’s OK to take care of your mental health.

And also GODDAMN DOCTOR AND SCHOOL. Where the fuck are the responsible adults saying ‘HEY [Generic Boy Name] Cool your fuckin’ jets and if you…