Fuck that doctor in particular...because my sister and I were skinny, wiry little short kids, and that persisted into adolecense, and doctors failed to diagnose her crippling migraine condition because “Just eat a burger and you’ll be fine” (Uh if you really think shes got an eating disorder would you not REFER HER TO…

I’m familiar with this in the context of Southern Baptist thangs. The “Come to Jesus” moment can be a fire and brimstone preachin’ session to make sure you fear the fires of hell and run your ass up to pray for your salvation and get dunked, or it could be the stern, firm ultimatum talk about a not-Jesus (or possibly…

Can we all just enjoy for a moment how wonderful and beautiful Meg and her momma looked riding in the car together, her mom in beautiful spring green radiant AF, and Meg looking so amazing the chin-deficient royal family should be so lucky to count her among their number. It brought a tear to even my icy royal…

Amy Poehler and Nick Offerman should tag team him. He’d never survive.

They should only get mom back, if they get their shit together. Because she can change her name again if that shit drops off after 6 months and leg it back to the commune because we are NOT PLAYING AROUND HERE PEOPLE.

I had a relationship like that early on. Very lovely person, completely incompatible to live with. It got depressing realizing we were 5 years in to a relationship and we didn’t have a bed frame a stick of furniture I hadn’t bought, and the actual bedroom in our 1 bedroom apartment was unusable due to the literal…

Adorable little monkeys! Or well compensated people of either gender. I assume I’ll finance the entire operation with bearer bonds or other ill gotten gains (monkey assisted bank heist!). But who’ll tell? My well paid crew? The overworked moms finally getting their full 8 hours without a schmeckel of guilt?

It’d be hard no matter what way you chose! I’d have to fight both sides of our families to raise a kid sans formal religious services or teachings (unless they so choose to attend), but I’d still get 3/4th’s kickback if we had a kid and chose to raise them in Reform Judaism (apparently even Methodists aren’t going to…

Eeeeeshh. Yeah that’s problematic right off the bat. We’d been talking about it before we got married, he got married to me knowing it was extremely unlikely to happen (we don’t even know if it’s a physical possibility! Thanks life long endometriosis!) and he’s on the same page, I think two things really put the nail…

I can only imagine how much more fucked up breed specific rescues are toward PoC. I tried to adopt a one eyed tripod pug from a pug rescue as a petite white lady and they basically wanted my entire life story and a sworn blood vow that I would be at home with this dog 24/7 for eternity. I think I may have not even…

First of all: No. No performing elephants, you cannot give them the correct care and socialization to justify even the gentlest performance training. AND they shouldn’t be made to carry cargo or riders because it REALLY fucks up their surprisingly dainty spines. DO NOT RIDE AN ELEPHANT PLEASE, with or without the…

I’m in my literal mid 30's and thankfuckingod my husband understands my multiple objections to pregnancy/motherhood and respects that, and is moving past the rose tinted view of “dadding” where it’s all cute bonding and sharing your childhood favorites with them, etc and none of the messy AF real work shit. Peri and…

This is why there should be a collective “going out for cigarette’s/vape juice and never coming the fuck back” wave for women in situations like this. I’d love to just set up a commune somewhere chill AF where no one will find them and they can do as many months away just like reading in peace as necessary. Look the…

This is perfect and it was a travesty that it was left out of the photo call up there!

Because, you know, forcing the human body into poses it can’t handle yet is definitely not a thing we’ve used in the past to extract confessions of witchcraft or being the wrong religion! This isn’t frigging China or Russia where the children start at like age 2 to get to the point where they can put their ass over…

HOLY SHIT WHAT? I mean yeah I gaze in awe when I see people drop into a split (front to back, side to side, it’s all stuff I can’t do), especially drag queens (because I’m guessing no matter how fierce your tuck, there’s still a little more to drop on), but I cannot imagine being made to do one for like, more than a…

Huh. I knew there was a reason I shouldn’t have posted about the alpaca acquisition I made yesterday. Fuck April fools though it’s an annoying day of the year.

But for real, there’s holiday courtesy announcements that are definitely there to help actual people (firework holiday warnings through the neighborhood if you…

There’s also an individual element to it, even when I had dangerously low body fat and couldn’t pinch anything but skin, and I still didn’t have Britney abs (I had a vintage Keira Knightly look with pokey hipbones and a mannequin stomach). My husband swam in college, and though he had an iron core (butterfly!) no six…

At the face I thought “Is this Derek Berry’s fiercest contour yet? Did that man finally figure out how to a subtle contour paint?” (He’s a prominent Britney Spears drag queen with a Vegas show and a weird run on Drag Race). Then I saw the abs and...yep! That’s Britney!

It was so disjointed and a total waste of the actress who played JJ’s mom. Just like “MOMS GONNA MOM RIGHT? WHO HAS A MOM WHO IS FUNCTIONAL ALIVE AND NORMAL IN COMICS RIGHT?” Yikes guys!