I have over 10 years of experience with each one - TurboTax and also with a CPA. The CPA is far better.

What an ass. I'm from the generation where moms had coffee, wine, cigarettes, and painkillers for their pregnancies, and my generation turned out OK. I think that most things are OK in moderation. I don't understand the neurotic tendencies of today's moms.

Here, the maximum speed limit on any highway is 70 mph.

I'm not at all a fan of sport bikes or 99% of the nit wits who drive them, but they get away from the police here in FL quite often. The local agency here has a rule to break the chase if speeds exceed 100 MPH. Usually the bike is long gone by the time the air unit is in the area.

What if it's alcohol that's making you puke?

For jet lag, take off your socks and shoes, and make fists with your toes...

While I'd rather not pay for peoples' destructive behavior, lung cancer is a fair bit different than an elective abortion.

I owned my first home for only a couple of years, and in that time it increased in value by $40k. The mortgage was cheaper than rent. I bought below market value, and put a little work into the house. (More sweat than dollars...)

Yes, but this doesn't help with solving the "I'm not getting enough sleep" problem.

No. Both are using the same annoying tactics to get me to give them money.

This works like magic for me:

So then, wouldn't you rather that I'm the primary target so that you can go hide? If I'm willing to risk my life for those of others, what's the problem?

These days, I think that the only way to really do it is to:

Yes, but if you don't have a gun - you're still a target. I'd rather be a target with the ability to defend myself than just a target.

Yeah. My ex was a cop, and I consistently shot better than she did.

I'm not battering you. At all. In any way. You're delusional if you think otherwise.

Good. Maybe we can finally get rid of girls with duck lips in pictures. F-ing ridiculous face...

You say that you know that it has no flavor, but that it's really delicious? How does tasteless = delicious? Their food is bland, boring, and completely horrible.

Are Netfilx and Amazon Prime both commercial-free? I haven't used either one.

You realize that these are YOUR thoughts, right? They actually have nothing to do with me. These thoughts that you are experiencing are defining your reality in a way that is inaccurate. Buddhists would call them delusions.