I laughed at both!

...paid for by McDonalds!

Congratulations on the move. Dualistically speaking, I'm not much of a city-person. There is too much nervous energy in a city for me. There also tends to be a lot of deeply unconscious people, which brings the experience of tiring thoughts. (My own issue on both counts, for sure.)

No need for any changes. You're perfect as you are. I don't mean that as an empty platitude - it's absolutely true.

I looked for a way to send you a private message, but I don't see a way to do that. You mentioned that you were at a "fork in the road." How are you doing?

You do know that businesses aren't forced into using Groupon, right?

You do know that businesses aren't forced into using Groupon, right?

Those 4-cyls don't have enough torque to tighten my lug nuts...

I'm more of a ballistic nylon guy, but these look nice and would go with jeans:

Agreed. I still can't really warm up to pork. Fish is cool. Chicken breasts are cool. Steak is OK. Chicken legs and wings are fairly disgusting. My girl loves the legs and wings, so it's win-win!

I was a vegetarian for 15 years. Vegan for about 10 of those. I went raw for a few months, too. I planned meals for protein intake. I took supplements.

It only tears the first few times during sex. After that, it stretches (around the circumference) and gets stronger (specifically at the front base of the glans). Then it's good to go!

Since you can't really ask an infant how painful something is to them, it's not fair to say that the "pain was greater at an older age." He was just old enough to vocalize how painful it really is. If he was 24, how did your parents "make him go through with it?"

You're not married, are you? ;-)

That would be very cool of Google. I expect that, if they didn't continue to willing feed data, someone there would be going to jail - or worse!

...but don't worry. Google still gives all of your data to the NSA.

First post? It's all downhill from there!

You've never commented on a Jezebel article, have you?

That's your label. It's only a thought. That one has nothing to do with me, also.

I expect that this is heavily based on geographic location. Here, German would be completely useless and French wouldn't be much better. Spanish, on the other hand is VERY useful.