I'm so sorry. I really wish there was something stronger I could say.

Does anyone know anything about these boys? I actually feel really sorry for them.

Exactly. And there is a huge difference between being 20 lbs overweight and being 120 lbs overweight, especially when it comes to your joints.

I'm legit shocked that this got posted on Jezebel. I say that as a thin person who works out constantly and has been told I have an eating disorder more on Jezebel than anywhere else ever.

I've got to say, even my most gun-loving friends on FB thought this was horrifying. So—I think this a very specific subgroup.

WHAT??? THEY CAN DO THAT?

I'm exactly the same and I agree with you 100%. I was skinny fat, I'm not anymore, and I can absolutely tell the difference in my health.

You absolutely shouldn't have to tell her anything! Anytime I've got it, I've just went up and asked. I'm pretty blind to side-eye but I've never got a lecture. That being said, I've had friends want me to go with them when they've bought it because they are afraid of a lecture. If a pharmacist doesn't want to…

I disagree completely. Now that we have another possible serial killer in NoVA, all the sniper talk is right back and happening and the "why them?" is absolutely happening. Maybe not in your neck of DC but that's not everybody.

I remember reading a story about a girl who was so shamed that she didn't get it and went home. Her mother thought the girl must be exaggerating because who would treat a rape victim like that? So she went and the same thing happened to her. She flipped out and it started getting major media attention. And this…

Honestly. It's like meth-lite.

I do that too and apple cider vinegar rinse after and it's pretty much the best shampoo out there.

Please tell me what these people are up to without making me google them all.

Her parents are in the running for worst child celebrity parents ever. If she ever succeeds at rehab, there goes their chances of going to parties, because they won't get invited without her. These are people who tape conversations with their children and sell them to tabloids. With her background, I'd be in her…

Why the fuck did I rewatch that yesterday, too? I hated everything about that movie.

Me too. The transition between petting the what is probably her now dead dog and petting the dog on the couch was hysterical cry #1.

I watched this yesterday, cried so hysterically at the office that I had to close the door, and then, because I am apparently a masochist, watched it two more times today! What is wrong with me!?!?

I am so optimistic for her, it's stupid. I like Lohan and I want her to succeed.

I try not to go into too much of my personal life on Jezebel (I'm sure you understand) but if we knew each other in person, believe me, we would have quite the conversation on this topic (and, oddly, I suspect we could have a decent debate without histrionics, which is more than I can say for a lot of people). Some I…

I only wish the "men going their own way" would actually go away and hide in their mom's basement or whatever. I have no problem with them being asexual, it just seems they should stick to whatever they say they are doing.