WHAT???

So, I've seen this article referred to on Jezebel and decided, for once, not to click, and just to be blissfully out of the loop. And then somehow, today, days later, I accidentally click on the fucking article because of C.A. Pinkham's article and now I motherfucking know what everyone is talking about. Pass the…

That's the part that blew me away too!

I live in DC. I recently had someone get in an argument with me over legislation. It eventually became clear he thought I lived in Washington state. When I pointed out that I live in DC, not Washington state he said "You mean they are different?". I was blown away—I've known this guy tangentially for years. Where…

I'm glad we are getting to this issue because I hate oatmeal, too. I can choke it down if I mix in heavy cream, berries, and brown sugar, but at that point I might as well eat an entire cake for breakfast (or so it seems). I want to like it but it's like wallpaper paste.

I actually like him, too. And I like that he still pops in and teaches the occasional class at his studio to this day. Plus my friend and I recently did "Sweating to the Oldies" as a joke and it was surprisingly tiring (and I work out a lot!).

AND HE IS MORE TRUSTED THAN ACTUAL DOCTORS. I just went to a scientific seminar where this was brought up. I'm a scientist and I regularly deal with the "but Dr. Oz said" bullshit. I think if I watched an entire episode of his show my head would explode in rage.

I'm really, really glad I read that. I especially liked this "As a sorority woman at JMU, I think I can speak for most people when I say that Sarah Butters has the support of the Panhellenic community and that what JMU decided is embarrassing and despicable."

I have a friend like that, too. I always assumed he was mixed (he looks like a really hot male Tyra Banks) and then he showed me a family picture. He must be a recessive gene throwback.

Yeah, those guys REALLY love hamsters and don't see the irony in how they rationalize everything away themselves at all. I think it's possible they love hamsters in the...how should we say...gerbil sense?

Totes. There are actually several models/actors that came from being cast as "gang members" and now are fairly successful.

No probably about it!

I've had whooping cough because I let my vaccines lapse as an adult (and, obviously, I didn't want adult-onset autism). That shit ssssuuuuucccckkkkkeeeeddd. I coughed so hard I broke ribs and I was coughing for three months.

That would give you pause? I haven't lived in the city that my phone's area code is in for about 10 years. There just is no point in updating my cell phone number anymore. I have very few friends who bother.

Yes, the manosphere is oddly obsessed with this concept of the "thirsty" male.

I had a friend who regularly gave out the time and temperature number. For all the guys saying that it's just flat mean to not give all these great guys your number, I had a guy once pin me against a wall at a bar and scream at me because I screened his call and didn't call him back (he got kicked out of the bar,…

Absolutely. I've decided to participate in this masquerade but I'm on your page here.

It doesn't make me a victim, it makes the guy a raging asshole. I've had guys whip their dicks out at me at the bar. I didn't feel like a victim there, either, although their were certainly not behaving appropriately. I usually just tell them that their penis is adorable and go back to whatever I was doing before. …

Well, I'm thin, so apparently my opinion matters more to you (17% body fat and work out daily). I've never dated online but I would find the dick pics to be fucking obnoxious—and I've gotten them texted to me by people who would have no reason to believe I am interested in their genitals in any way. If you wouldn't…

I still hate mirrors. I also can't use the bathroom with the shower curtain shut (unless, I'm showering, obv), and no limbs are allowed to hang over the side of the bed.