IHateGoats
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IHateGoats

I actually agree with that. If anything, we should all be in civil unions from a government standpoint, if anything. I don't know why the government is in the marriage business.

I've been proposed to more than anyone I know and I'm an educated, independent woman.

I turn off that episode the second I see it or I just cry and cry.

I can't imagine how anyone likes that movie. I forgot that scene actually, where she gives Tod up, focusing on the scene where Copper essentially says the next time he sees Tod, he'll kill him.

Yes. I can't watch it either. The whole premise upsets me—like it you are too different, your friendship is doomed.

Nope...nope....know that picture and even thinking about it can make me cry and cry. My little sisters used to have that book and I could not read it to them.

It's these exact same dumbasses who bitch and moan when a girl has the audacity to wear pants on a date with them or—and this is a huge deal—CHANGE FROM FLATS TO HEELS. You should be at maximum attractiveness to strangers at all times.

I actually don't have a single friend who posts RoK style bullshit. Sadly, I know those types IRL but at least I don't see them online.

Oh, I know full well the guy who raped me does it regularly. It's sort of his modus operandi. And this is a fairly good looking guy who could easily date most women (I just throw that in there because so many men think rapists must be the freaking Elephant Man), I just suspect he likes the power trip he feels while

I'm neither short, nor a mother. Get it right, David. "We" are certainly not all short mothers, speak for yourself.

My mom's works exactly like a tiny hookah.

It's horrifying. And I'm happy you are finally not gray!

I have a $100 in my purse right now. Since I know that there are thieves and muggers in my city, I probably share part of the blame if my purse gets stolen, right? I mean, there are banks. It's not their fault they like like stealing things.

Honestly. If guys looked at their friend, who was going after the drunkest girl in the group on purpose, and were like "Dude, quit being a creeper", it would make a HUGE difference. Instead, the fist pump.

One of my times is exactly like yours. I kept trying to get food or leave but he kept cajoling. I told him not to come upstairs. I told him to leave. I could barely stand up I was so drunk. The bartender later told me he was ordering himself virgin drinks and getting me doubles.

I am so embarrassed about my love of Vanderpump Rules.

I had a very, very traumatic event happen to me in my 20's. You learn who your friends are. It's fine to misstep and to ask what to do. But to ignore the problem completely? Absurd.

Just like people who have names like trollolololol, you are dismissed!

Are you a troll or just slow? You probably argue that upskirt shots are fine too.

Sooooo glad we aren't friends. I can't imagine saying to a friend who had just been raped "Look, I have a number for a therapist but I'm just not into talking about shit like that. Let's talk about my new sweater!"