Make sure you go to someone who has specific experience in that. I have tattoo artist friends and they say it's very difficult.

What happened? I don't think I can slog through that article's comments again to find it.

DC is the easiest place I've ever lived to make friends because everyone is so transient and constantly has to network. In other places, though, it's been rough. I recommend hobbies or volunteering—it sounds cheesy but those are the two places I've met the coolest people.

Yes! Amazing, right?

Gifparty? I always like excellent gifs.

Good luck! Oh my god, that kind of waiting is the worst.

Ugh, I feel for you. I used to work in retail and I lost count of how often I was literally stepped on. Do you not notice the PERSON WHO IS STANDING THERE? I am in awe of everybody who works with the public day in and day out and doesn't start freaking out.

I don't actually hate goats, it's just the most random name I could come up with. The amazing part is that people compliment it all the time, far more than my more clever usernames on other sites.

You are absolutely right! I apologize!

I love you guys. I'm glad I have Jezebel to talk to like-minded ladies out there. Hugs to everyone!

She is 14, not 4. I think a teenager understands that stabbing a lot=killing someone unless they have severe mental set-backs.

Last time I was in New York I saw the biggest rats I've ever seen. I almost asked one if he was Splinter. I swear one of them had a six-pack in one paw and a hamburger in the other. And I live in a rat-filled city myself!

I don't doubt that happens. I don't have many gay male friends but I'm regularly in gay bars because most of my friends are lesbians. They don't molest gay men (nor do I) but I'm sure that happens too. But that doesn't take away my experience of regular tit-grabs. I wear low-cut shirts a lot and I've had gay guys…

Excellent article. I've gotten my boobs grabbed or my shirt pulled up by more gay men than you could believe. It's still offensive, even if it's not sexual.

How about her dumbass show, which I religiously watch? She is so awesome but her staff is a clusterfuck of idiots! Well-dressed idiots!

Bye idiots! I don't need your stupidity ruining my day! Thank the deity for the dismiss button!

I hope you aren't replying to me for real because I think black face is horrifically offensive. Also, I think the "but people do white face all the time" is absurd. When? Other than the movie "White Girls", "white face" isn't a thing (not that you are saying that at all but I've seen it in the comments, including …

1. Apparently Rihanna has someone who's job it is just to follow her around and Instagram

Yep. Reading an article and having the madz and being raped are so similar! Great comment!

Also, my gosh, I have no white guilt (I'm not white—what a fucking concept! Not black either! Oh my gosh!) and am pretty accepting of the Greek system. I've dated plenty of boys in fraternities, was heavily recruited for sororities, and think that, all in all, they really help some people in both college and the…