I was a very early user of Facebook and found the teens annoying even back then. I tend to hide them on my feed because they overpost and are boring (honestly, same with new parents, often hide them too).

I think people with kids need to keep a better eye on what the fuck their kids are posting. I watch my cousin's 16 year old kid on Instagram post things that I think he's going to be seriously sorry about one day.

Ick ick ick ick ick ick. All the ick.

I don't have the energy tonight to wade through all the bullshit (but if you want to do so, Google "white knight MRA") but it's pretty much any man who defends a woman in pretty much any situation.

Good. A pharmacist's job is to give me the medicine I'm allowed to have by a doctor and by the law. Not to moralize.

What about white knights? Are you leaving them out so they can come save you later?

They are the ugliest bags ever in that hideous quilting but people like them. Sell it on Craigslist or Ebay, you will get a buyer.

A friend of mine handed out rape whistles at a bachelorette party we were at.

See, I was once bought that by a significant other and loved it but, then again, I'm over-terrified of that exact scenario. I blame "Unsolved Mysteries" for my many fears of the sort..

This review made me actually interested in seeing the movie!

And WTF is up with the Wrangler ad? Am I not getting it? That looks like an ad campaign to target serial killers.

It has predatory/prey animal sex, a animal strip club, and includes the Flashdance water scene. I hope the ad company could get a tax write-off on the drugs they were obviously taking.

That Orangina ad might have been one of the creepiest, most offputting ads I've ever seen.

This kid wants a doorbell, an open and closing sign, and a waitress costume? Set your sights a little higher, Cora!

Astronaut ice cream? I actually think that was on my list as a kid.

See, those are the good stories.

Not gonna lie—I thought they meant brownies with meatballs on them. Which sounds aggressively disgusting.

I mock my work fashion sense incessantly. Apparently I should be getting my picture taken and pinning it.

...And? Your argument is that it wasn't employment fraud, it was simple tax fraud?

Yeah, Lady Gaga has questionable taste in who she works with.